Needing To Get His Ass Kicked is a terrible affliction that strikes millions of Americans every year. Here we see a victim of this syndrome in the late stages of Needing to Get His Ass Kicked. There is no known cure, save one.
It's a WASPy state, that's all I'm saying. Also, that guy sucks.
I've heard that Maine's Jewish community is talking about leaving the state if Platner wins, although they are at loggerheads about whose car to take.
Okay, look... Longtime followers will remember me making this joke, at least, three times now about James Woods, and I'm sorry. I genuinely doubt anyone's paying that close attention.
Did anyone remember to take the Videodrome cassette *out* of James Woods?
"Let's tell Rufus that 'no one' remembers 'Pickup on South Street' and see how he responds."
"The latest employment report just came out... and this is my worried face."
Either a recession already, or going into a recession unavoidably.
All of the articles I've read about the US economy today seem to be describing a car that has driven into a lake and has either sunk or is irretrievably sinking, economists are not sure.
I keep saying the public avatars of capitalism embracing fascist government is going to make life confusing for young people, but I'd imagine that would boost anarchism more than socialism.
I guess it's hard to tell here because New York is a city besotted with capitalism, and yet we elected a socialism-curious mayor. 🤷♂️
If gas prices are the thing that finally turns the remaining fence-sitting Americans against their gulag archipelago, I'm going to lose my mind.
That's the other thing- the most significant injection of actual socialism in America was meant to save capitalism, and did!
Liberals like to cast themselves as the moderate path between the far right, which is now simply "the right"; and the socialist left, which has no real power anyway. It's like they want to relitigate Cold War debates that many of us find simply irrelevant.
I'll say it again- American liberalism really doesn't know where to go in a post-Cold War world where fascism is ascendant and socialism has no real chance of coming to pass.
How much money do you think he's getting?
Having watched yet another very cliched movie, we do know that the trope of heterosexual divorce being a special humiliation & failure for the male is *also* patriarchal as hell, right? It's the old assumption that his prime objective in life is to "make" a woman love him "forever."
I just pick movies at random, as long as they're not obvious children's movies. Glad I stayed awake anyway. 🤷♂️
The poster for a very generic crime thriller called "Crime 101"
It was what the critics would politely call "serviceable."
A hot chunk of manhood in blue glasses and shirt sitting in a empty movie theatre.
Sometimes, on days off, I like to get up at 9 a.m. and go see a movie in an empty multiplex.
This goes beyond politics, and is not even a statement about politics.
Something is wrong with us. This nation is broken on a cultural level. I can't define it, and I don't know how to fix it. But we are tearing ourselves apart. If we don't diagnose and treat that, the rest of it won't matter
MAGA parents telling their kids that Kristi Noem is going to live on a farm upstate where she can run and play.
Americans: You can't trust Americans.
Canadians: Agreed.
Well, at least, you'll be able to put your problems in perspective, kid.
"Kids in shitty small towns call thr internet a 'lifeline,' an 'escape hatch' from their environment; so, why do they move to the Big City and walk around glued to their cell phones? I feel like the internet is a repressive, crumbling Eastern European country that one struggles to escape. What will be the 'door that lets me out' from the Spectacle/Nightmare and commentary on the Spectacle/Nightmare? Will Art finally help us make contact with the alien species to which we belong?" -Outernet posting.
Trying out a different posting format
Morning Emergency Kitten- tiny protests
Well, luckily, they'll never get the chance to live out their ideals.
