Chris Kash

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/

Spot on.

Seems to me you don’t understand The Onion.

Weiffer can play the 6.

This is Button. His family decided he was ready to be left home alone for the first time today. As it turns out, freedom can be a little awkward. 12/10 (TT: beginningwithbutton)

Rutter has been beyond useless today. Chances just die when he’s anywhere near the ball.
I just don’t think he has a high enough pitch IQ to make it at this level.

My mother, a high school English teacher in eastern Kentucky, had an album of Poe readings and I think Mason did them all.

I’d say Mitoma, Gross and Wieffer all start on the bench. Gonna be a heavily rotated squad.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Harry Caray

Remembering Harry Caray, born on this date in 1914

How did I miss that as a t-shirt?

A woodcut of an owl above the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"

I was surprised to learn that this is the all-time most popular Effin' Birds comic over the nine year run (so far).

And all sold on Amazon 🤔

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

Now that is a show I would trek through a foot of snow to see. Saw him in Cinci at the Brady Center in 2023 for the Weathervanes tour and it was magic.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Campbell’s Bean and Bacon soup.

Sounds like a Midwest Peaky Blinders family.

End of this Brentford game is a Fabian masterclass…that ain’t a compliment.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what the fuck is wrong with people"

This is Grayson. He has never worked a day in his life, but that doesn't mean he can't sleep like he does. 12/10 (TT: ohgraysono)

Me thinks the majority of responses did not understand the original comment.

Jesus fucking get over yourselves with this. You dig deep enough and odds are something you like is owned by, a subsidiary of a crap company or a horrible person or business owns a decent amount of stock in it. Just let people enjoy their free movies and stuff they can’t get anywhere else.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

A painting of a bird beside the text "I could do with considerably less bullshit"

Somehow not surprised yet still disappointed in Alonso’s choice of music.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville” single was released on this date in 1977.

For such a well-coached club Aston Villa certainly has a lot of absolute brain dead moments.

That’s a concession line-up.

Brighton just cannot catch a break.