Altars of Chadness

this new cryptic shift album really is something huh

i have the strong feeling he would actually be really pissed off about this

im not a professional news expert but i do think this epstein stuff has the potential to be a really big story

biggest surprise is that from what it seems, the Epstein files don't mention bill maher

Let's be fair - Peter Mandelson was in his corner

This is a great image but i won't be fully satisfied until I have a whole album of these evil cunts with the exact same expression of being hopelessly fucked

It was one of the first extreme metal albums I ever bought so it's in that place few albums have where you're completely unable to evaluate it objectively. It was a huge gateway and I still love it.

A transparent attempt to sell out that still slaps?

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

i want to start a new career as one of those people that works in reality tv and picks contestants based on how likely they are to piss each other off

I love this idea of "trained activists" because all that means is that they probably have been told standard safety procedures when you go to protests and act as legal observers against death squads

I wish that these people would talk to a philosopher of mind or at least read a book on the subject rather than just going to tech CEOs and asking them how awesome their LLM is

if you're into jesus you gotta check out the bible

you think you wanted to grow up in the early 2000s but you don't know what it's like to get really into Dragonball Z, show your friend and then they keep mocking you by singing the "rock the dragon" theme song except instead they're singing "Dragonball gay"

love to get emails from royal mail that remind me that i can send packages to people if I like

america is so fucking weird, man - so many comments about the murder of alex pretti are people who've fully imbibed the view that if you don't fully comply with a death squad in a highly precise way then you deserve to be summarily executed in the street

whenever keir starmer speaks he sounds like a middle manager about to give you some arbitrary reason you can't take annual leave to go to your friends wedding

it's much easier to understand Finnegan's Wake when you realise the book is saying it wants you to burn stuff

With this stuff I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...

Yeah I purchased that basically immediately

Yup! Like I said, no loose ends 😊

just finished book of the new sun. wow! what an ending! all loose ends wrapped up in a neat little bow and all questions tidyly answered. i love certainty and resolution!

i love jazz because you can watch a video of an 18 year old prodigy playing giant steps as if they're breathing air and there'll be some 50 year old in the comments calling them a fraud and not fit to sniff the same air as Charlie parker

This is the only one I've tried. I can see it being love or hate. To me it's really fun - the patchouli / rum sweetness captures the "metal bar that for some reason burns incense" vibes really well. Not what you expect from a high end fragrance.

Actually yes, patchouli

What kind of sick bastard buys the Tony Iommi fragrance that comes with its own guitar pick? It's me, I did. And I'd do it again (when I run out, this shit rules).

I'm at a hardcore show and you know what previously I'd dismissed the genre without really engaging with it and now I feel like I can dismiss the genre on much better terms

watching pluribus (my second TV show) after reading some advice online and I have to say this is nothing like boss baby at all

i had a dream that i got really into golf and woke up in a cold sweat

imagining Mr bean hosting a podcast - just sitting there making stupid fucking noises for two hours - and getting pissed off