crocette

its so offensive when my mom doesn’t answer her phone. like hello??? its me, your precious child!!!

i feel like a feral creature. the kind they warn you not to make eye contact with.

call me

something yummy

crumbles, even

talking to my iced coffee like a lover “god i want you inside me so bad”

my autistic tendencies really get him going

my autistic tendencies really get him going

🙂‍↕️

this morning my husband told me the sexiest thing about me is that i don’t talk much in social settings but when i do it’s hilarious. glad my years of observing silently like a woodland creature are paying off.

so do you queen

forever asking for too much, my bad

thank you i try my best 😎

sorry i’ll take my folding lawn chair elsewhere

lost my voice and now i sound like i’ve been smoking marlboro reds and giving terrible life advice at the county dump

its always more life fishy 😔

excited about life
(something horrible is looming)

enough people like me probably

in need of a little kiss

it’s always “wyd” and never “let me pay all your bills beautiful”

i watched it but i don’t remember a single thing about it so i have to agree with this sentiment

… can you blame him

they do!!!

can i come eat some

😬

what a sweet face 😭🤍

i’m just matching energy. if it feels bad i recommend self reflection.

i love!!!!!

luna is an angel

woof