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Andrew Thomas Jordan

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So the Jets can offer Kyler a shit ton of money and turn things around in A DAY?

01.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe that they just don’t care. Nothing will change whenever someone informs him how fucking wrong he just was in front of a camera pointed at him.

26.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ong he thinks it’s the same guy. Imagine being that dumb out in public on the tv!

26.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand in some way why they want me and my children to die. I just can’t grasp why they want their own children to die too.

25.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get your kalshi on against the corrupt administration lol

25.02.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am both texting and emailing my boss simultaneously. Send more coffee

24.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

23.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 3814 πŸ” 1105 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 58

About to peak suburban dad, going to porch fridge some beer before a snowstorm.

22.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

19.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 11569 πŸ” 1762 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 158

Elon won’t stop loudly saying he knows Steve Tisch but can’t remember from where

19.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

heart goes out to Swiss goalie Andrea BrΓ€ndli, who saved 84 of 86 shots she faced in the knockout rounds of the Olympic women's hockey tournament, but loses 2-1 in the semis to Canada after the Swiss were outshot 46-8

16.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11
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The NFL Owners and Olympic Organizers in Epstein’s Inbox The sports media is ignoring the story, but wealthy sports figures are all over the Epstein files.

NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs

Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons

14.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 6611 πŸ” 3872 πŸ’¬ 485 πŸ“Œ 354

Ha ha ha we’re all having so much fun talking about the NBA player with an ownership stake in a gambling website πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

14.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 23642 πŸ” 8261 πŸ’¬ 602 πŸ“Œ 1356

I honestly don’t know if jail is enough anymore

15.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the statute that Jeanine Pirro reportedly tried to indict congressional Dems under, 18 USC 2387, was originally passed as part of the 1947 Smith Act, a notorious law used to clamp down on free speech during the Red Scare

11.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2709 πŸ” 640 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 25

I just hate these people so much. The heartbreaking things they’re putting people through because they’re racist above all else.

09.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the slow walk through the team with the Lombardi Trophy

09.02.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

09.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 2054 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

From: wjsvacations@gmail.com
To: j.fogel@subway.com
Subj: mykslti williamson apex mt

heat or f=rest gmp? thx....

09.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only time I’m gonna see β€œSuper Bowl Champion” and a Jets jersey in the same image in my life.

09.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

09.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1898 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 38

Can’t wait for Sir Mix-a-Lot to watch this game πŸ₯Ή

09.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely the best presentation aspect

09.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elmo
@elmo
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1h
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 42744 πŸ” 7471 πŸ’¬ 992 πŸ“Œ 549

Best part of this entire thing is the big boy complaining about the new kickoff rules, which is by far the best change made to football in my lifetime.

09.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even care, the run was cool.

09.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pick the flag up! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

09.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels different from when we all found out there was a Jay Gruden.

09.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

09.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 6544 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 31