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CLTFC πŸ’™πŸ‘‘ Here for MLS ⚽, politics, Charlotte news, software engineering, and Urbanism🚲

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is everyone on glue

02.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 4906 πŸ” 810 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 23

Gotcha yeah played with an MLS one for the first time recently, courage's venus fly trap would be my winner, wheww

27.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's a "this or that" app?

27.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This entire thing is a complete clown show. Everyone in attendance should feel like a fool.

19.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 12061 πŸ” 2953 πŸ’¬ 2080 πŸ“Œ 488
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Would you like to play a game? Rank all 30 new MLS kits A fun new game for people who desperately need to touch grass

I have only two thoughts on soccer kits:

1. Create something identifiable.
2. Stick with it.

Too many MLS teams haven't gotten that memo, and that bums me out.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/would-you-li...

17.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6

homelessness could be solved for about $10 billion per year.

16.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The whole world except the United States knows about how to put crucial government services where everyone can get to them.

The crucial service marooned on an inaccessible hilltop culdesac, reachable only by car, is a uniquely USA idea.

(Chattanooga, TN, USA)

12.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

So, quick question for the White House: If the racist post was put up by a White House staffer, how many people are posting using the president's name? Who are they? Who approves their posts? And why should anyone take anything coming from his account as coming from him if he's just staffing it out?

06.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 581 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 9

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

05.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 52445 πŸ” 14655 πŸ’¬ 1190 πŸ“Œ 555

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

04.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 29592 πŸ” 4315 πŸ’¬ 785 πŸ“Œ 324

Not a problem, in fact, your independent mobility is better than it could ever be. Walkable neighborhoods are not ableist.

03.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Bayern Munich, Charlotte FC in advanced talks over U.S. youth winger Berchimas: Sources The 17-year-old winger has been on the radar of a host of top European clubs

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’£ BREAKING: Bayern Munich is in advanced talks to sign highly-rated USYNT winger Nimfasha Berchimas from Charlotte FC, per sources.

Not done but getting close.

Berchimas, 17, can’t be registered in Germany until he turns 18 so very likely summer move. www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...

02.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 25428 πŸ” 6953 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 155

Fox News is incredible. You have all these New York City elites and frat boys who grew up on Long Island pretending to be middle Americans and the con has worked so well for all these years.

The people on that channel have nothing in common with the actual Trump voter. FULL STOP.

27.01.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

There's an old saying in Tennessee

26.01.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

We silently held up ABOLISH ICE signs during the anthem, and security came to our seats and said if we didn't hand them over they would have LASD remove us from the game. I asked if it was the stadium rules, and security said it was the team's decision. So there's that.

25.01.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 18
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ZORHAN IS ONLY PLOWING THE BIKE LANES!!!!

25.01.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1573 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 104

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King.

This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

19.01.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 19383 πŸ” 6467 πŸ’¬ 618 πŸ“Œ 313
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ICE Drones coming to a city near you.

12.01.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 5997 πŸ” 2720 πŸ’¬ 1646 πŸ“Œ 617

404

11.01.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.12.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.

News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.

Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.

It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.

More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:

08.12.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 174

really happy for all 5 inter miami fans πŸ’—

06.12.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Double post!!!! MLS cup double post!

06.12.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't watch the world cup draw with work, but people's reactions on here are not inspiring confidence πŸ˜…

Guess that shouldn't be a surprise tho

05.12.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And to think, I could move back and do this four days a week

29.11.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Good for Vancouver, what a fucking game

23.11.2025 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MLS AFTER DARK!!!!!!!!

23.11.2025 05:25 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg son

23.11.2025 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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