Amy

Israel is somehow as bad as the US without the charming cultural exports

Ok then how are we gonna have janissaries

I panic bought 500 gallons today, it’s only going to be more expensive tomorrow, DO NOT WAIT.

Is that good

There is no staying in any one place; for at one and the same time everything has to be done everywhere.

I wanna set my clock forward….to January 20, 2029!!!!!!’n

Good luck getting this generation to answer the damn phone!!!!!

So true. I am forced to be a rise and shine clown 5 days a week ;( and now my sundee has been robbed

Can u imagine lmao

I had a real "Oh, I get it now" moment about why people stay in crap marriages into old age when I was living alone in central Illinois, tore the labrum in my shoulder, and had to try to wrap my own torso and shoulder tightly in an Ace bandage every morning.

lol

As this was happening you were told shoplifting and home invasions were grave threats you needed to abandon any pretense of sympathy to address.

Ate at five guys for women’s day 👩 💅🏼

Nancy’s into it

Frame #8089 from E54 Rip Van Prickle

I’m a woman and I decree that the new national anthem is ladies night by kool & the gang

running the dishwasher and washing machine at the same time 💅🏼

dying at the way Laurence Olivier pronounces Lake Ladoga

I don’t blame her Mississippians are terrifying

I’ve heard tell of such creatures, on a road trip through the delta many years ago

dont forget to tuck your cocks back an hour

👇

There aren’t even farmers any more!!!! I hate it!!

I hate daylight savings!!!! Fuck the perverts who started this!!! Jerks!!!

yeah i guess you could that i'm unc, uncer the influence

Yeah I go to the drive thru in pajamas AND I VOTE

Rowdy Roddy piper