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Jim Mortleman

@jimjar

Writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also jimjar on Twitter

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Fuck me, about time. Stick with it. You need to see all three series and the movie after s2.

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

C4 drama "Dirty Business" on the sewage-dumping scandal is a depressing and highly enraging must-watch. If you thought you were angry about it before you'll be even more so after. We need to extract billions back from these cunts and chuck 'em all behind bars for life. And renationalise, obvs.

01.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anthropic: We lost a contract because we refuse to build Skynet.

OpenAI: We'll do it

28.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1587 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 28
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Tell the Government: Protect VPN use in the UK Take action! Protect VPN use in the UK VPNs help people to stay private and safe online. Young people use them to avoid harassment, or protect location data. Companies use them to make sure remote…

Putting VPNs behind an age wall threatens our privacy.

They keep young people safe from harassment. Business networks secure. Journalists, campaigners and whistleblowers shielded from harm.

Privacy is online safety ✊️

Sign the petition to protect VPNs ⬇️

action.openrightsgroup.org/tell-governm...

24.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is much better than Sonic...

20.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜—πŸ‘Œ to whichever cop decided to do the raid and arrest on his birthday.

19.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered I still have the latest #OffGridPod to listen to, albeit 11 days late. Fortunately, they're not time sensitive, so if you're a wordy/trivia-loving/quizzy/crosswordy type who's late to the party then you have 68 wonderful episodes waiting for you...

05.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your answer is in the word "and". ;)

04.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People of Norfolk: if you happen to see Andrew Mountbatten Windsor frequenting your local farm shop, gastronomic hostelry or loitering around a posh girls' prep school, be sure not to forget to cast him a distainful look, gob in his face and call him a sweaty nonce.

04.02.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reflect Orbital Sunlight after dark

Fuck me, this is some real Bond Villain shit right here. "Order sunlight instantly in approved locations." www.reflectorbital.com

24.01.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. πŸ™‚ I forgot to repost it on Monday, sieve-brained twat that I am.

23.01.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sidings, by Craven Faults 8 track album

Quick heads-up for fellow synthheads. If you love the music of @warringtonruncorn.com then you'll probably also love the music of @cravenfaults.bsky.social, whose excellent new album, "Sidings", is out this week.

cravenfaults.bandcamp.com/album/sidings

23.01.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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America's post-invasion plans for Greenland unveiled...

06.01.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a quick reminder that the #OffGridPod compilation clip show is out. If you enjoy words, trivia, crosswords, quizzes, eclectica, et cetera, then there's bound to be something to divert, fascinate or titillate you.

02.01.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The "not really about crosswords" #OffGridPod is in its 5th year of diversely digressive diversion. I was General Knowledge's chief researcher on this episode: offgrid.tlmb.net/2025/08/31/a...

If you like #cryptic #crosswords and/or conversational curiosities, give this #podcast a listen in 2026! πŸ“»

30.12.2025 18:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunburnt Clanger on ozempic

31.12.2025 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, Bendick's! Dipping Kendal mint cake in dark chocolate and wrapping it in foil does not turn it into a posh chocolate mint. Yeurgh!

22.12.2025 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think it's meant to say 'Tucked'.

17.12.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sleighed - Merry Twits-Mash Everybody
Sleighed - Merry Twits-Mash Everybody YouTube video by jimjarmo

Time to give this its annual airing and remind all you lovely people to donate to @sheltercharity.bsky.social this festive season...

youtu.be/zuOyq2290Zs?...

13.12.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd never discriminate against you because of your inability to pronounce Fs and THs. You can't say fairer than that.

08.12.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My dog Blue in a trilby.

07.12.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Facial recognition to be expanded in fresh crime crackdown Critics called on the government to limit roll-out of facial recognition, but others have urged ministers to accelerate the expansion to β€˜boost safety’

Facial recognition, scrapping juries, and mandatory digital ID.

This Labour Government is creating a toolkit for the far-right.

The EU has already put strong controls on this intrusive technology, MPs must pass legislation to do the same.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

04.12.2025 11:49 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
#OffGridPod logo: Two cartoon heads engaged in conversation, with their brains on show. One head's lid is open, and icons representing chemistry, literature, music, film and biology are spilling out from it. Above the heads, a pen labelled "General Knowledge" is writing the phrase "Off-Grid", which is spilling out of the bounds of a crossword grid that pokes into the edge of the image.

#OffGridPod logo: Two cartoon heads engaged in conversation, with their brains on show. One head's lid is open, and icons representing chemistry, literature, music, film and biology are spilling out from it. Above the heads, a pen labelled "General Knowledge" is writing the phrase "Off-Grid", which is spilling out of the bounds of a crossword grid that pokes into the edge of the image.

A green and cream-coloured trolley car/tram driving along a European street. The tram's sign says "Salutorget Kauppatori"

A green and cream-coloured trolley car/tram driving along a European street. The tram's sign says "Salutorget Kauppatori"

**Midwinter Training Gazebo – Ep. 64**

In which we erect a Midwinter Training Gazebo, set Liverpool ablaze, play some riffs, get stuffed, and look up at the lights.

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If all that is likely to send you into transports of delight, please click play: […] […]

[Original post on offgrid.tlmb.net]

30.11.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just thought I'd throw out a new #cryptic #crossword. ( @jimjar.bsky.social for one might like it...?) https://tlmb.net/blog/throws/

01.12.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll give it a go when I can. πŸ™‚

01.12.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This newly released album from the late Gabi Delgado (ex-D.A.F.) and French experimental muso/poet Marc Hurtado, Neue Weltunfassende Resistance, is well worth a listen. More "techno-y" than D.A.F., but with many of the motifs that made Delgado such a pioneer of electronic/industrial music.

29.11.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed your post the other day but just read the b3ta newsletter. Glad you're still with us and that the surgery went okay. Wishing you a speedy recuperation and hope you can get home soon.

15.11.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dave 'Bagpuss' Forsey A selection of Dave's nonsense – in beermat form!

It might be a bit early for a drink, but sod it – come join me for a pint on my website, where you can find a bunch of things that I have made in beermat form!

10.11.2025 09:49 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Yes, Google, that's definitely the late Sir Terry, to be sure, to be sure. (cc @bjalborough.bsky.social)

11.11.2025 07:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whole fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach. An abject fucking liar, a man who lies as easily as he fucking breathes, threatening an organisation which strives for truthfulness. And plastic patriots like the Mail and Farage urging him on. Jackels.

11.11.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 2319 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 26