GenderGoblin420

The Rizzler is Ken Klippenstein on The Substance

FEELING UNWELL MIGHT START POSTING AGAIN !!!!!

i love drinking Beer

I'm like a Whirlpool dishwasher the way I'm soaking and scouring

They should make extended release adderall in the form of a jawbreaker that slowly doses you with every ring you lick through.

GenAI is short for Gender Assignment Intelligence

Emailing my boss on Sunday night "heyy how are you? we still on for tomorrow? " like he's a friend I made plans with a week ago that I really don't want to follow through with

Sorry for the things I said while I was Locked In

I love my job and I hate Sonic the Hedgehog April fools ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How soon is too soon to request 4/20 off work?

Be ungenderable

Crossposting from my instagram but in the Logged On way not in the selfie-sharing normie way

[GENITAL 3]

Poppin 30mg Adderall with grapefruit and astral projecting spreadsheets above my monitor like queens gambit [satire]

First they came for George Santos and i did not speak #divadown

Im not on ozempic, im on The Spectrum

Got locked out of my account for a min but guess who’s back

Not even god himself could cleanse this pallet

Good morning, Barbie

Ahaha it finally happened

Re crunchwrap supreme lawsuit?

NEVERTHELESS, SHE ENLISTED.

Vaac…. Never mind

Man twitter isnt even fun for starting flame wars when the replies are this soft.

Youre telling me a twink fried this rice???

If i got drafted to vietnam theres a 100% chance they would have stuffed me in one of those bomber turret things below deck and locked the door from the outside

Pay your writers and go back to Threads

Its not me posting, its The Sickness

Living every day like its my last (staying up til 4am on a weeknight playing online backgammon)

Current Gender: pikachu with the red party hat from n64 smash bros