Fluff Orpington

darth vader: you have failed me for the first time
darth vader: what support can i provide to help you succeed at contributing to the achievement of our team goals?

Is radical narco communism just the government providing drugs to everyone? Because if so, count me in.

She also doesn’t have anxiety, whereas both of us daughters-in-law do. She mentioned that she didn’t know what it was like so I said “Do you hear that airplane? What if it’s getting louder because it’s going to crash into the city?” and then run scenarios like that 5-10 times an hour.

My MIL also has internalized echolalia as part of her ADHD, but she gets FUN songs playing in her head and I got the distressing version that repeats Jimmy Buffett’s “Cheeseburger in Paradise” 24/7 for literally three weeks straight

Next episode of Dollar Country is the third all Cajun special. It's up for patrons now and will be up for everyone else on Monday.

This photo is the corner of a fais-do-do in Louisiana for kids to be checked on and to sleep while the parents dance.

I was in Graham mode

Ugh I forgot about Kellogg and just missed the whole joke sorry

It’s funny because cereal has historically been coded as very asexual

Oh good because my brain was BREAKING

Bean emergency @billhookunion.beanyear.com

9-12 for us

We went to the zoo too!!

What are some either cultural references or elements that make you feel like you want to feel?

I’m not as good with recent folks, but I’m thinking like Marlene Dietrich for more mature or Sally Bowles in Cabaret for the ingenue. Sasha Velour I guess?

Silent film/Cabaret makeup with a dark lip and a surprising color lid. Some shimmer. Structured jackets or pants with a balance of skin or sheer.

Stamping with fabric paint might be your best bet

The good news is that cold days are significantly less stressful for me than heat, so we escaped before noon with no meltdowns from anyone!

Last night we had 6 adults and 4 kids under 7 at a crowded restaurant.

Today we’ll have 3-4 adults and 5 kids under 6 at a crowded zoo.

The numbers are getting worse but we can do this.

The kids are obviously excited (can we remember if there’s a toucan? We’ll see!) and we’re meeting some friends to tell them that our new house is going to be 10 minutes away from them!

I’ve packed water, snacks. Sunglasses and hat in case the light gets too loud.

Socks and tennis shoes even though I hate them.

Pre-gamed with Tylenol arthritis.

Coffee, normal meds, and a purse full of Zyn.

This is a prediction for how I’ll feel in 45 minutes. Stay tuned for updates.

Exhausted! At the Zoo

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana

(Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

We cut the tip off of a Tylenol syringe and use the suction to draw out splinters, but I’m not sure it would work if there’s extra inflammation

Overstimulated! At the Old Spaghetti Factory

I had a brief world-building thing for a bit where corvids and octopi worked together to start fucking shit up.

Okay it’s most likely a happy crow after further research. They click or chatter when they’re especially content.

It might just be a different vocalization happening, but I’m normally dead on with IDing ravens by sound. It would surprise me, and I wish I could get a visual, but there really are hundreds up in the trees right now.

I spent a while talking with one that was chilling on my car and I wish I had some food with me to share

I can’t tell whether there are some ravens mixed in with this murder because there are a few chuckles and clicks, but mostly it’s just caws across the board.