February's Warlock

how has Chalamet's grody little mustache not been thrown into the trunk of a car and driven at full speed into a wall yet

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I thought my streak was dead for sure

it's me, I'm the guy that likes Zero candy bars

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CATS/COSMO.GIF

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Garrison Keillor saying "Cheerios"

when you're petting a cat and they tilt their head back and close their eyes 🥲👌

Hee hee hee hee hee!

a Geocities page from 2003 called LARS LOVER'S LAIR dedicated to Lars Ulrich from Metallica

I guess there really *is* someone for everyone

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Man, Yars Rising is really good!

©1978 agency for instructional television

an email from GUARDIAN BENEFITS

the Guardian from Ultima VII

my brain every time I get an email from my dental insurance provider

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this was pretty much dumb luck

STERN SLUMP SICKO SASSY

this is your horoscope for today

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as much as I complain about technology, my home PC (which was not on the bleeding edge even when newly-assembled) is as old now as the Apple IIe was when Windows 95 came out, and it still does everything I need it to do

I still resent the sunsetting of Windows 7, though

This is *incredibly* pretty.

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[Hook] Aunt May (x14)

you can borrow my Spider-Man Jumbo Coloring and Activity Book but if you touch my Aunt May in Cold Weather page, so HELP me

we're sorry, you cannot access this screen at this time

so I guess I can't use a feature of this site I've been using every day for years until I submit a handwritten request carried via falcon to the bluesky teen council or whatever the fuck

you: hulk l'idiot
me: hulk le professeur

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I really loved that sweet little guy. He was a great dog and you gave him a great life. 🫂

Garfield go find those ISIS RATS!! Pick them up and throw them back to where they came from.. Don't eat too much Pizza or Laszonia ...and get bloated with gas.. That's it! Catch the ISIS rats and squeeze the cheese..(rotten gases) to the point of no return ( lifeless) ..

I was thinking about eating too much Pizza and Laszonia until Margaret set me straight

Another hot one: The Flintstones. The bumbling husband, Fred, once again is being comforted by his ever-sensible wife. She loves him in spite of his moronic schemes.

She loves him in spite of his moronic schemes.