Dead Read

You can take the Ayatollah out of Iran

But you will never take Trump out of the Epstein Files.

[Exit Murderer.]

Trump's talent pool

I recently went axe throwing for the first time, and I learned three things:

1. I have terrible aim.
2. Waffle House is not an axe throwing venue.
3. Waffle House and its customers are very litigious.

Yet be well assur’d
You put sharp weapons in a madman’s hands.

We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

Vaxxed?

Let's try this again 👋

Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.

I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

The King is mad

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

It has electrolytes.

While it will eventually return, it will subsequently disappear. I know it well.

Philosophy #FAQ Ontology: what the fuck? Causality: why the fuck? Epistemology: how the why the fuck? Phenomenology: the fuck.

It offers at least three ways to fumble! Genius.

i already described it

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

Be it thy course to busy giddy minds
With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out,
May waste the memory of the former days.

5 women, one women's team, and one mixed team have won Olympic gold medals for Team USA at these Olympics. Meanwhile, just one individual male athlete and no men's teams have won gold medals for Team USA

Makes you wonder: when will America start investing in men's sports

oof.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Iswydt

They already had one

MACramento State is official and…

@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social

I will do my best.

The ironic thing is that the vast majority of people I consider b****es or c**ts are men.

The gendering language makes it a more demeaning insult to men, but also implies that humanity's worst traits are feminine.

It is not the fault of women that Bovino is a sewer clown.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

*too, dammit.

I wish we were on it to. The listed institutions should consider this a badge of honor.

A murder of crows. A parliament of owls. A cabinet of pedophiles.