You're smart. Get corprus disease. Get killed by corprus monsters. Get killed by Vistha-Kai. A very good plan. Plunder the dungeon of a 4000-year-old wizard. What could be easier?
Creatures in Crime : 1327s
honestly everything is pretty excellent but I Particularly Enjoy Maki
TETRIS
TETRIS
If you find yourself following someone who is called woke ginger or pissed off nurse or whatever, theyβre not your ally. Your ally is someone with an obscure PokΓ©mon avatar called like ant piss aficionado
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 19
Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza in a very brightly lit room
an underrated explanation for why movies are so dark now is because all of those lights are being used for Amy Poehlerβs podcast
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translation:
An evil Borzoi.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
A glass bottle filled with a light brown liquid. The bottle had a red and orange label that reads "Nestle Choglit" and has a red cap
A dark pink/red aluminum can that reads "Nestle Choglit chocolate drink"
Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles
Flow chart to determine if you are a bat person. (spoiler - everybody is a bat person)
Are you a bat person? π¦
I don't care for those elves.
One fine photo of a black cat in a fancy, knitted hat and an illustration version of the cat, rendered with book and wand and cloak.
Stars and Bells
Guido / ZX Spectrum / Blaby Computer Games / 1984
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, βFuck! Iβm Dying!β
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, βFuck! Iβm Dying!β https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-after-trump-screams-fuck-im-dying/
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8
beast fashion #ivyart #beast
Be careful out there. Seems like everywhere you turn, there's a wolf or bear waiting to maul you.
Sticker design by artist Becky Dreistadt of Caterpie wearing cowboy boots and a big Arby's hat that reads Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich is Delicious
Our Pokemon stickers are sold out! Thanks everyone! This is the only design that remains so grab them before they're gone! store.beckyandfrank.com/product/big-...
Fear not, Patriots! If the βIran Warβ doesnβt start moving his numbers in a positive direction, thereβs always βPlan B."
@theonion.com
FUNI RACCOON GAME OUT NOW
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 13
Still on the BDS list, alas.
The Woke Ginger
