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Yeah that seems about right

ill keep doing it

i wouldnt know, i dont know anything about mammals

i made her a blue ameraucana and my word is final

speedball and veda scott as chickens bsky.app/profile/gend...

This is quality content

speedball mike bailey- duckwing old english game bantam veda scott - red belgian bearded d'uccle

heres what @speedballbailey.bsky.social and @vedascott.bsky.social would look like as chickens ty

this four way for the tbs belt on a random dynamite as chickens
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thread of aew wrestlers as chickens based on a puppybowl post
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aew trios tag team champions - jet set rodeo as chickens
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chickencasting is an ancient art I take very seriously, deciding what chicken breed a character would be if they were a chicken takes breadth of knowledge, experience and a honed intuition.
I do take requests but no promises can be made. more below

willow nightingale - blue ameraucana megan bayne - silver brahma msrina shafir - black serama mina shirakawa - blue silkie showgirl

this match on aew dynamite tonight was really good. heres what they would look like as chickens

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

- #TearTonyKhanApartWithWildHorses - #MakeTonyKhanWatchTNAWeekly - thats too far - okay too far sorry

lmaooo

i still have many critiques of it but ! wow please, more of that

@aewontv.bsky.social I know you won't publicly comment but if you happen to see this maybe pass it up to Tony Khan so AEW doesn't give this place their business anymore.

he came here to make snuff films of darby, look like a crustpunk butch, and show up for his wife— all great activities I wholeheartedly endorse

realizing clark connors got to midcard for his wife isnt that romantic??? like 'yeah ill be in this wrestleslop match while my wife is The main event' and all men should be this submissive amein #aew

i was made speechless by Womens Strap. real fuckin graps

group chat avery - the aew communal strap cosmiccowboy - her name is toni storm

the lesbian wrestlechat reaction to the info that the leather strap is the same one danielson used #aew

thank you!!!

CHICKEN 🥹🥹🥹🤼

if briscoe isnt available im happy to be of chicken knowledge consultation anytime

This is wonderful

saw this like aww ave thinks of me as friend...

hi im the friend in question im doing vibe curation. if it starts veering too much into men territory i will do the equivalent of gunshots to keep the rent low

ive only ever seen people complaining about someone saying they wished there was a thing that was wrestling promos without the wrestling, but if i ever directly encountered it i would just introduce them to the world of alt comedy they so clearly yearn for

shout out this guy and his notebook