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Who made this 🤣

HOW does this person write SO MUCH I don’t know how they DO it—

Wikipedia: born to investment bankers on the floating island of elysium, this author

lol but also, I’m thinking of transitioning into this. Good gig?

Overheard:

SMALL BOY AT BOOKSTORE: I gotta close my eyes!

MOM (BROWSING): Why?

BOY: Because Taylor Swift’s face is on a book!

MOM: Okay?

BOY (YELLING): She’s MEDUSA!!!! If I look at her, she’ll turn me to STONE!!!!

MOM: Oh…

I tell u, it took everything I had not to spin around & UNPACK THAT

I get up ONCE before 10AM on a weekend and I’m like, “Guess I’m an early bird now! I’m leaning into the Power of Habit! I am prepared to succeed!”

(This is why ppl don’t like early birds.)

We can’t even have pores anymore. That’s how I know we’re finished! PORES.

Aww he thinks Head Incel is an official government position 🥹

Leaving a note saying “Wish you were here ❤️❤️❤️” at the reception desk for the doctor who didn’t show up to my appointment today. It’s important to show people you value them!

Stop sticking googly eyes on sculptures says US city After googly eyes started appearing on sculptures, a US city council put out a request.

made me lol even before I realized this is happening in Oregon (ofc)

Agreed. It’s an annoying choice. I think it happens a lot these days because writers don’t want to add heavy exposition and slow readers down. But there’s gotta be a way to keep the flow without delaying an integral part of the reading experience.

Very anti-racist of them to finally label a white boy a terrorist. The nation is healing.

It’s such a bizarre choice. Though I’m always impressed by the brain’s capacity to adjust to the new information. It’s like the skinny man in my head re-shapes to accommodate your new description of him as “squat.”

It is super literal for me. Like, I see very concrete objects in space when reading a description of them. Funny…I was just writing a piece about this tonight. It’s wild how differently wired we all are. That said…I also have to diagram things out when they’re super abstract, like systems.

Stephen King was unhappy with the film adaptation of The Shining because he felt that Stanley Kubrick had ignored the key themes of a deeply personal novel based on King’s own struggle with ghosts in a crazy hotel

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

the clinical reason for our determination is: you were admitted to the hospital on 11/29/2024. the reason is blood clot to lung. We read the medical records given to us. We read the guidelines for a hospital stay. This stay does not meet the guidelines. You did not have to be admitted as an inpatient in the hospital for this care. The reason is you were watched closely in the hospital . You were stable. You had tests that did not show any problems that needed inpatient only treatment. The records showed your blood pressure was not too low. You did not need a breathing machine. you could have gotten the care you needed without being admitted inpatient at the hospital. the hospital inpateint admission is not covered. We let the hospital know that this is not covered.

Jesus. Posted on Reddit under "United healthcare denial reasons"

Ooof

(I am having a bad day)

Almost swiped right on a guy who said he was “dead inside” because I thought we’d have a lot in common

Whattt

One more app and I’m gonna lose my mind. Don’t get me wrong — I’ll download it and open it almost constantly, if that’s what we’re all doing, but not before *LOSING MY MIND.* Anyway, hey