little envy (reese) 🍵

fujos are so poetic

WHY IS HIS NAME YAKUB???

Donald trump.please fall down the stairs we have nothing left

Please donald trump take a tumble

i gotta post here more. what's up y'all

bumblebee gripping a small white flower that is poking up from the brown

life is skittles and life is beer

i'm gay and trans and stuff but it doesn't matter. what matters is that i am a fat wild animal

If they don't know what to make of you, tell 'em.

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything

MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago

OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

little anger by @jamies.page off that newish c-sides ep is my favorite song by her and my favorite song that I've heard in a long time

Niggas are owed reparations episode:2026 and some random Japanese kangi.

idk what this is but is it gluten free. and if it is may i have some

(texting my ex-coworker at 3 am) The song Boom Boom Boom is true

my mom looking into the crawlspace: are you two still having fun in there

my friend dissociating: what? yes! have we met? are you the proprietor of this uh...

mom: this edifice?

me dissociating: if you got big guns throw em up break that ho split that dutch

[Lowering my drawbridge for the Uber Eats driver] I know how this looks but I'm more like you than I may seem. I didn't really ask for any of this. NO, haha, I don't mean the order. Did you get the extra ranch? Okay. It's in there?

i have flax and sea salt crackers i hope that's sufficient

hello beautiful woman

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

less a gas leak survivor and more a virginia survivor

it would have been bad for me to represent myself as a cold miserable self flagellating daughter for longer than i needed to

I didn't metamorphose. I sat my white ass down and molted

(trying to impress my boss who has called me in presumably to fire me) SEE MY FEATHERS!! SEE MY FEATHERS?? SEE MY FEATHERS

looks like some herbal shit. out of my wheelhouse unfortunately

break the barriers between you and yourself

ill advised for me but i'll try

go to bed

THE OPERATIVE IDEOLOGY OF MODERN CONSERVATISM IS RAPE-ISM

the abolition of white women is soviet power plus latinafication of the whole country

i don’t trust anyone who makes being a White Man their political identity