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@adubyab

I write funny comments.

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I think history is really cool and worth reading about,

Cause hoooo boy did the last Iran oil crisis change the auto industry completely.

This may actually get the chicken tax repealed.

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second verse!

So please create content for me

And post a link for us at sea

If you use that AI slop

The last thing you’ll hear is the cannon drop

Join the crew and raise your rum

Well have those corpos on the run!

06.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let me tell a tale of a ship at sea

Her name was digital piracy

We liked certain things behind a paywall

But hated the corporations behind it all

If you make your product ethically

Nothing to fear from the lasses and lads at sea

/1

06.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

8 million cell phones endlessly screaming a disjointed chorus of podcasts, music, videos, reels, shorts, tik toks, face times, text to speech and calls.

You hear it faintly at first but exiting the bridge it’s too late, the cacophony of madness has you, your mind shatters like a dropped glass.

06.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It already has.

Power of war and purse officially given over.

What else even is there?

Oh no not more scary hearings where they talk big and tough and then nothing happens.

It’s just theater, we’re a failed state and i’m tired of pretending we aren’t.

05.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They just gave Trump a green light to unilaterally declare war.

You think ICE is even on the table to go away in any capacity?

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terrain, Climate, logistical nightmare, and let’s not forget an entirely hostile populous with no allies in sight.

Marching to Moscow in winter, it’s madness.

04.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My VHS and DVD retirement plan about to finally bear fruit.

Joking aside, we started buying records when all the β€œremaster” aka adding auto tune and tone correct to old music started and i’m glad we did.

I think I need to run a tutorial for people how to burn dvds, it’s old magic but still works

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anyone outside of the epstein class or hedge fund managers or nepo babies making any damn money? wtf does this even mean.

Is our only aim for higher education to have minor league sporting teams?

03.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Atheism is scary for the individual, having thoughts about; When I die, it’s really over and that’s frightening.

But i’ll take that individual fear over these zealots any day of the week. They will never be satisfied with individual religious freedom, they have to push their BS on everyone.

03.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

1979 oil crisis 2 electric boogaloo

03.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly having Murdoch and Ellison owning like 75% of all the media Americans consume won't have any impact on the radicalization or propagandizing of a large swath of Americans.

27.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are gonna drop this on Whiskey Friday's With Tony ?!

Show some respect.

27.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to cause problems. As an American that lived in Europe for work with a lot of other American's;

We are in general terrible at adopting and assimilating culture.
There is no doubt the influx will disrupt local economies, look at the protests in Mexico over it.

26.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Failing fast food chain decides the only one who can kill them is themselves.

26.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blocked FireFox's AI stuff as soon as I saw the ability to do so this morning.

All browsing/ site navigation speeds increased at least 30%.

26.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Biscuits and Gravy; The Maine.

25.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're doing blame the main on Spain again.

25.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am now living in a head canon of AOC progging on 4 horsemen just screaming into the mic.

AOC has a 3k IO and CE.

AOC was ganking you in STV on a twink for 4 hours straight and I am not changing my mind.

25.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet she plays WoW right now. New expansion tomorrow.

Main; Undead Priest

Alt; Tauren Rogue

25.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com ;

I know it's a busy time, new expansion launching, the hype is real, gotta fire up the extra cooling lines for the servers.

We need a Valeera Morpher. The Brann-Morpher is iconic, everyone loves it.

I will take a winky face reply as a soft confirmation.

25.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fold in the "We're letting grok into all our classified systems" and we're really cooking.

25.02.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, makes sense. The dumbest thing ever is ending humanity from the computer that isn't even sentient.

Poetic, we lose the perfect planet for us because of a digital con artist.

25.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chat; (Or I guess Dr. Brown you know best)

Is it a good sign that the highest ranking officers of a military that gets 1.5 trillion dollars a year all look like they can't wait to provide the POTUS oral immediately?

25.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a golden age,

For billionaires and monsters. (usually they are the same people)

25.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't even have to specify and everyone immediately knows.

Decent, good, moral people feel it when they see him.

That pit in your stomach, that feeling of revulsion.

Our distant ancestors developed these senses for a reason.

25.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like everything else aside, how awful this dude is,

How you gonna let Trump talk to you like that, talk about your *wife* that way and just...lick the boot.

Less than worms, lower than slime, there's no substance on this earth lower or more degraded than these people.

25.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Ah, Mr. Speaker, it is hardly to be expected that I should take notice of anything that may have oozed from any of the orifices of that mass of corruption thrown onto this floor by the convulsions of a Philadelphia mob and adhering to it only by its own slime. "
 - Thaddeus Stevens

Just do that.

24.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman but with a lobster roll.

24.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0