II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨

I long for the days of T9 texting

Happy Monochromatic Monday from dad to you, babes…🔲🔳✨

#MonochromeMonday #MonochromaticMonday #B&WPhotography #NSFW

Idk why I made the 😐 emoji lol

Hi gay (Shaka’s Version)

Hi gay

Let’s gooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I invested in my first record player and started my #vinyl collection!

Today’s lineup:

• The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (Lauryn Hill)
• Direct Hits (The Killers)
• When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? (Billie Eilish)
• Big Grrrl, Small World (Lizzo)
• Pure Heroine (Lorde)
• Melodrama (Lorde)

Two days after the deadly sea collision, ~1,000 people demonstrated in central Athens, chanting slogans such as “Athens – Minnesota we fight together, against the system that murders us,” “open borders for refugees,” and “we live together, we work together with the migrants, fight the nazis.”

Me: *Makes a corny, yet fucking hilarious joke after a hot 90min fuck session with one of my favorite fuckbuddies*

Him: 🤨…can I have my load back??
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Chat, your boy is officially back. 😎😏💅🏿

Wooooof. Good Boy 😈

Slept terribly but will remain a child of God nonetheless 💜

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Black people, walk with your heads held high today! I love you, and I’m rooting for you!

some monkey named george:

Mom Confession - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

SNL is definitely reading the room.
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…don’t mind if I do! 🤤

❤️

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

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An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.

Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials

Here’s two (with bonus 🍆, as a treat)…✨

#NSFW

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Star Trek Discovery is my absolute favorite. I don’t know why. But it’s my jam.