This app was an experiment and it’s not working. I can’t see anything of yours and you can’t see anything of mine.
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
Forgot to turn on the fan during the “everything” shower 😶🌫️
Gonna make a text and video platform called GreenerGrass
I fought the nap and the nap won
You can always come back and see us 😁 We have potable water again
Thank you, Alyson!
This is going to be good ✨ come thru if you're in Asheville.
Never would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot!
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She spent her life entering passwords and verification codes
My secret power is getting through life without knowing any street names
When I say “in da club” I mean the grocery store parking lot, eatin’ a lil treat
Daisies (1966)
Shadows in Paradise (1986)
Real Life (1979)
The Conversation (1974)
The Swimmer (1968)
You can ignore everything BUT the most important pairing is Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe + Gates of Heaven, trust me!!
Pic of TAKE IT PERSONALLY
Going to the post office tomorrow 💌
HMU if you still need an ARC ✌️
Today is January 50th. Only 127 days until the end of the month.
Stay safe! So sorry.
I don’t want to age like Demi Moore, skinny and botoxed and beautiful and working her ass off and looking 40 at 62. I want to age like a Mediterranean man, wrinkling like a raisin and playing cards and drinking grappa all day with my friends in a bar that smells of salt and cigars.
"I YELPED AUDIBLY, I KICKED THE BLANKET OFF MY LAP, I RUBBED MY EYES LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER IN DISBELIEF OF HOPPLE'S BRILLIANT CHARACTERS AND CRAFT." -LEXVKENT- MONNING author of The Burden of Joy
And this one just dropped! 🥹
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"TAKE IT PERSONALLY IS A WITTY AND COMPELLING NOVELLA THAT PUSHES HOPPLE'S STYLE AND OBSESSIONS INTO NEW, INTRIGUING REALMS." -BABAK LAKCHOMI author of South
"SHE BRINGS TO LIFE CHARACTERS AND PLOTS THATARE BOTH BIZARRE AND TENDER, LEAVING YOU WONDERING WHY HER BOOKS AREN'TALREADY TAUGHTIN HIGH SCHOOLS ACROSS AMERICA." -MATTHEW BINDER author of Pure Cosmos Club
"SENTENCES LIKE POP ROCKS AND PIXYSTIX AND LIGHTNING-AND MEAN WHILE AGATHA CHRISTIE DANCING HER ASS OFF IN A DREAM." -BEN LOORY author of Tales of Falling and Flying
These blurbs! 😍 Have you preordered yet?
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Happy Wednesday everybody! Here’s to a great Wednesday
Just like the planet you’re getting hotter every year but at what cost
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can go to bed whenever you want on NYE; the new year will still arrive on time
More post-hurricane pics
2024 was rough, but I’m so thankful for potable water, my new job, YOU, and a slowly healing city.
I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.
Gracefully leaving a party by rolling credits of the hosts
Dine in? Nope, I’ll eat my 11-inch personal pizza in the car like a savage, thank you.
I am built for regular, unfestive days
My space heater deserves a Christmas bonus because nobody works harder
