doctorfax

that’s the forearm so far

the portland fire logo and the cat doing a crossover will soon be joined by a mouse doing dee brown’s 1991 dunk contest winning dunk

the random tattoos I’ve been getting on my left arm the past couple years have begun to coalesce and now I’m starting to form a sleeve I guess :)

fuck joe rogan

nothing popped up to type out a reason why but I canceled league pass because you won’t give the players a fair deal @wnba.com

pay them what they’re owed

I feel like joe mazzulla is a prophet of some kind but not yet sure for what

THE ARISTOCRATS!

*listens to 10 minute bit about getting tricked by a gator into sucking him off* set up, punchline, that’s what it’s all about baby!

the reddit is…bad???

did nermal make it to class

Alanna Smith when the prize money hits her account. #Unrivaled

yeah I’m mad too, that was a charge! Stewie fouled her!

they gotta get rid of the rule that you have to knock Tip to the floor, idk why you would even put that in the rule book!

that’s some bullshit refereeing to end the championship

Kamen Rider Zeztz (2025)
Episode 22

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

we finally have a gay aunt fritzi :)

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

I love when rené auberjonois shows up in a sitcom and odo gets to talk to frasier for a bit or whatever

I love when I take a little break to look at phone and see something cool :)

Garfield caught in the act of choking the ... nevermind

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT
NOVOTRADE SOFT 1995
SEGA GAME GEAR

would appreciate some urgency from my company re: my paycheck is both wrong and not in my account yet

tonight was some incredible basketball in brooklyn holy shit

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY WALKS INTO A DOWNTOWN GROCERY, AS SHE IS LOOKING AROUND SHE ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKS OVER A STOOL THAT HAS A LARGE OPEN SACK OF SALT SITTING ON IT. P2- NANCY IS VERY DISTRESSED ABOUT ALL THE SALT SPILT ON THE FLOOR THE GROCERY OWNER IS VERY ANGRY AT NANCY GROCERY OWNER: WELL- - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? P3- NANCY REACHES DOWN AND PICKS UP A PINCH FROM THE LARGE PILE OF SALT ON THE FLOOR P4- NANCY THROWS THE PINCH OF SALT OVER HER LEFT SHOULDER THE GROCERY STORE OWNER WASN’T EXPECTING HER TO DO THAT NOTE: THE ACT OF THROWING SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER , COMES FROM A CENTURIES OLD SUPERSTITION, THAT IT WAS BAD LUCK TO SPILL SALT, AND TO WARD OF EVIL YOU THREW THE SALT OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER WITH YOUR RIGH HAND.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 28,1949

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stared at browt so much i had a vision

just a few small beers