Zeel

stolen, but true

you got Pavlov’d lol

I saw it, I’m done for the while. I can’t have orange man living rent free in my head just because I can’t stop seeing tweets about him.

i take back what i said about this app, if i see one more tweet about something in the USA i’m going to absolutely lose it

If you are a non-Irish news outlet reporting that Ireland has a new left-wing President that's fine, but you need to also report that this is nothing new for Ireland and is in fact just the type of president we've been going for the last few rounds

my credentials for calling it the best biryani: I lived in India for nearly a decade

I have uninstalled youtube, I don’t use Instagram anymore, and Facebook is for living fossils. I’m tweeting things I find funny every once in a while… who said we can’t go back in time

(no way in hell am i calling it anything other than tweets and tweeting)

The best pizza I’ve ever had was in Dublin, alternatively the best biryani I’ve ever had was in Milan. It’s funny how things work sometimes

life becomes a whole lot easier once you realise as long as you’re gaining relevant skill points you’re doing alright

I have not posted tweets or any form of them since Elon took over the platform, looks like i’m back BABY!! Prepare to lightly blow out extra air onto your phone screen (yes i’m that funny)

if bluesky goes mainstream i will lose my shit if you mfs decide to rename it