new years resolutions:
- smoke less
- drink more
- wink more often
- improve gilbert gottfried impression
- eat more varieties of potato
- bake more birthday cakes
- unlearn computers
- jerk off more efficiently
- wear more red
no but i have been telling everyone
very nearly pooped my pants diarrhea style, in case anyone was wondering
A photo of two foggy streets with teh caption: women: “I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.” average male experience walking back home: followed by a reader note that says: Women can also see fog. With a Wikipedia link to the entry on fog.
I occasionally still open Twitter for work reasons and sometimes it pays off.
oh wow this app really doesnt work too well either does it
yo anyone know if we're allowed to post shaft on bluesky?
twitter sucks 99% of the time but i saw this and started laughing so hard i cried for at least 3 minutes straight
i hope we can collectively work to make this site exactly as toxic and miserable as twitter 💖💖
