White boy if you’re reading this come back
27.02.2026 22:02
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White boy if you’re reading this come back
Absolutely and bc of that I miss him
He messaged on break “not for me” and never came back
My job just hired a wigger and guess who they put on wigger training duty starting tomorrow
I’m eating a huge sandwich I’m wiping my hands on my shirt I’m 8 min late clocking back in I’m so fucking sorry
Ok thank you
How much
The two most important things to me are having a beautiful breakfast and calling my boss a dipshit as soon as I clock in
It’s easy and only costs 7 dollars
If I have a matcha and listen to semi charmed life 30 times I turn into such a cunt
🤞 rooting 4 u
Every single day I almost relapse on ripping cigs and drinking Red Bull and driving like a dick head and shop lifting and
It’s all gonna be alright
I hope it happened!
Pick up the phone
Life as a beautiful woman with 1 million gigs of RAM
Calling them “cans”
I remember when all this was just trees
What is a “soul contract”
Off one matcha telling the barista he’s my twin flame
I’ve started blowing lil kisses to those who let me merge. The people are really loving that.
Thank you so much for saying that
I never get hit on more than when I’m dressed like somebody’s fuck ass little brother I stg
My ass cheeks already asleep 😒
Going on a first date tomorrow and the place has these stools 😫😫😫
Gigantic spouse that builds me whatever I say every single day
I ate lunch at a place that had whole milk on tap yesterday.
I want it
Getting so good at crushing cans on my forehead
Holding his phone sideways