skidamarink my dink a dink, bro
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skidamarink my dink a dink, bro
nervous system scanning the room like a doom bot
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avoidance ensues
wearing my prettiest dress to group therapy
Well, the aliens aren't going to fix this.
ulterior is one of the most classic things for a motive to be
I am about to turn 45 years old. My entire existence on social media is to remind younglings that the grim specter of death is always looming. πΉ
Gimme some of that pound cake <food sext>
No shi.. wait. Are you trying to see my pee pee?
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I bet calling it a βsolar systemβ gave the sun a big head
You'll have to wait and see or not
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[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope
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3Ds on one head
captain anxious and the anxieteers
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Bram Stokerβs White Chicks
Are you sleeping in the house tonight?
Wife: The dog chewing on her paw sounds so annoying.
Me: Just pretend I'm talking and you won't hear a thing!
Let me see what I'm gettin into
I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy
A frazzled raccoon holding a coffee and a sword
Entering the chat like
It doesn't look like what you think it does
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