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Professional Procrastinating Introvert Recovering addict www.fluxedflow.com New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i

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Latest posts by Deeks 🫢 @deeks549

skidamarink my dink a dink, bro

06.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nervous system scanning the room like a doom bot

06.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

06.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

avoidance ensues

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wearing my prettiest dress to group therapy

06.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the aliens aren't going to fix this.

05.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

ulterior is one of the most classic things for a motive to be

06.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am about to turn 45 years old. My entire existence on social media is to remind younglings that the grim specter of death is always looming. πŸ‘Ή

06.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gimme some of that pound cake <food sext>

06.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

No shi.. wait. Are you trying to see my pee pee?

06.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀘🀘

06.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right πŸ«‚

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet calling it a β€œsolar system” gave the sun a big head

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You'll have to wait and see or not

06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3Ds on one head

06.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

captain anxious and the anxieteers

06.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

06.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bram Stoker’s White Chicks

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you sleeping in the house tonight?

06.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wife: The dog chewing on her paw sounds so annoying.

Me: Just pretend I'm talking and you won't hear a thing!

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me see what I'm gettin into

06.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.

05.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy

06.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A frazzled raccoon holding a coffee and a sword

A frazzled raccoon holding a coffee and a sword

Entering the chat like

01.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

It doesn't look like what you think it does

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0