don't look at the phraseology of 'You're A Cop, Harry'. don't think about it. it's fine. just ignore it. it is not significant.
07.03.2026 10:52
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From a 2014 'one-pager' email proposal for a video game that would eventually become Disco Elysium: "AD&D meets 70s cop-show, in an original "fantastic realist" setting, with swords, guns and motor-cars. Realized as an isometric CRPG — a modern advancement on the legendary "Planescape: Torment" and "Baldur's Gate" Massive, reactive story. Exploring a vast, poverty-stricken ghetto. Deep, strategic combat.
Be a cop. (You're a cop, Harry!) Choose what kind of cop you are — good cop, bad cop, lady cop, man cop, a socialist revolutionary disguised as a cop. A criminal mastermind disguised as a cop. You can even be a real lazy cop, who doesn't wanna be a cop."
I have highlighted the phrase "lady cop".
wondering what happened to the version of Disco Elysium that let you be a Lady Cop? well well well, do we have the podcast for you
07.03.2026 10:52
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properly fucking lost it at the bit-a-thon in the last 10 minutes of this. extremely good to have this in my life
06.03.2026 14:43
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[BONUS] Episode A - Disco Elysium | Be Gay Solve Crimes
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Mr Evrart is feminizing me by force, but he's feminizing me by for on behalf of the working class!
(The podcast has a bonus episode now)
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05.03.2026 10:27
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mr evrart is helping me find my thigh-highs
04.03.2026 10:23
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the FIRST BONUS EPISODE about this very game is OUT NOW
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04.03.2026 10:45
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[BONUS] Episode A - Disco Elysium | Be Gay Solve Crimes
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BONUS EPISODE! This week we're tackling Disco Elysium, available on Patreon right now this very second
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04.03.2026 08:56
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![ENCYCLOPEDIA — This is a screenshot of the graffito wall in Disco Elysium. The text has been edited to read 'LISTEN TO BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES' -- you don't have to be told twice.
EMPATHY [Trivial: Failure] — Harry and Kim seem like they have little interest in podcasts.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwmxxtgfa3uqxwhenffwctwf/bafkreiglzvk7b2uaecghugrzbuzc4alhats573c7di6styoujutb5azi5a@jpeg)
ENCYCLOPEDIA — This is a screenshot of the graffito wall in Disco Elysium. The text has been edited to read 'LISTEN TO BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES' -- you don't have to be told twice.
EMPATHY [Trivial: Failure] — Harry and Kim seem like they have little interest in podcasts.
01.03.2026 17:55
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"The vibes scream sloppy gorilla sex, like for sure"
-Mia Mulder, 2026
Listen to @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social
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28.02.2026 12:34
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Apple Podcasts’ AI driven attempt at auto-generating a transcript for episode 1 of the podcast Be Gay Solve Crimes, in which our imitations of various mumbling bumbling “Watson Noises” are rendered as an unending stream of the word “Bruh”
i speak fluent watson, hold on let me translate, he’s saying… oh. oh god no.
27.02.2026 11:52
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every day, once a day, give yourself a present. don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. just let it happen. it could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or an episode of @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social
26.02.2026 21:04
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26.02.2026 20:48
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also shout out to our beloved @poisonomicon.bsky.social for absolutely nailing our profile pic, everyone say Thank You Gwen :)
26.02.2026 19:17
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We're on APPLE PODCASTS but I can't find the link for that one right now just trust me
25.02.2026 10:16
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Episode 1 - Sherlock Holmes and The Woman In Green (1945) | Be Gay Solve Crimes
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Our first episode is out! 1945's 'Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green' is available here on our Patreon or on whatever podcast app you use:
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25.02.2026 10:09
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