Lurch

Yes.

OMG there's video footage. Biglurch is real. Somebody should capture it and study the various fluids it produces. 👀

Belgian trains on strike; hehehe, let's run a service exactly to schedule, simply one train per hour to every station.

British trains in normal operation; fuck it, let's close the entire north for the day.

Also; I've once again spent an entire event with guts like a show home and not bottomed a single time.

Posting from the hotel bathroom to confirm that the bottoming window has slammed firmly shut. Do not attempt to send rescue, we are lost.

These are all the updates I have for you for now.

Photographic proof of biglurch confirmed by belgian news sources. Sceptics insist it's not really him but look at their gay little sockies.

Thinking about how little kink I actually did at darklands.

Worrying if I'm too vanilla and boring.

Double bagging my piss kit for the flight home.

Hoping nobody had anything the sniffer dogs will alert to. 😅

You're a very handsome dragon with such a good body. If you ever need a rub down and to be admired I would be so very available. 😍

Things strangers compliment me on;

Beard.
Cock piercing.
Inventing triple chocolate as a flavour and then releasing it for use royalty free.

Looks very good on you. 💜

Get yourselves some real slutty art so people think you're cool.

(Then post it at exactly the time that you had meant to do so without forgetting. Shhh.)

Also yes darklands is good. Met so many very sweet and lovely puppers, in between rolling in all the piss. I just want to pet all the pups. Snuggly vibes tonight.

Dog got out again. He came back naked at 2am reeking of thirty different guys piss but he just gives you this look.

Novody knows I'm up past my bedtime.

I'm internationally recognised for my silly little beard. For real. I will not be answering questions.

So pretty. 👀

But how will you know what season it is if you're not completely fucking clueless as to what the time is for several days twice a year? 👀

You know I'm a very good boy for you. 😳

Cozy room vibes, tho'. You need some under desk assistance. 👀

Get a BIG cookie. They're good. 👍

😳 Hot.

Saber Unsheathed. 👀

Looking very frottable there indeed. 👀

Everybody likes to see a handsome dog. 🐶

The cookie was very good. Feel free to follow my account for future updates.

That hole is so pretty though. 👀

Got a big cookie.

I feel normal, this seems normal. 😳

Drown me. 😍

I'm gonna have to feel a load like that in my throat some time. 👀

Ooh, a pretty puppy. 👀