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Minerva Jayne

@minervajayne

Blonde Bombshell • Zaftig • Writer • Entertainer • Aggressively Feminine • Fun at Parties • Scorpio • Voluptuary • Lover Girl • 🥀

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Normally, I am vehemently anti-sports, but I’ll allow it for Burt Reynolds. I only had really poor quality versions of the picture but the apps to clean up and enhance photos did a positively religious job of spiffing him right up! Ohhhh Burt! #BurtReynolds #beefcake #VintageMen #Cheeky

02.03.2026 10:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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I have always loved a man who knew how to get his hands dirty. I’m obsessed with this photo. #VintageMan #VintageBeefcake #Hairy #Stud #RetroStud

27.02.2026 06:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Birthday and Hump Day to one of my biggest lustful crushes, the hilarious and gorgeous Carrot Top! ***swoon*** #CarrotTop #Carrots #Crush #ScottThompson

26.02.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hollywood star Victor Mature. 🔥

24.02.2026 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hee-Haw singing sensations and twins, The Hagers, for an early Playgirl issue. Fun to watch and dimples for days. #TwinTuesday #TheHagers #Playgirl #VintageMen

24.02.2026 19:13 👍 14 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve always found that my two lips and bums go together perfectly, indeed. Gorgeous shots. 💋

23.02.2026 06:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stun! 🌟🌟🌟

20.02.2026 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I might just turn this into a smut appreciation account. I appreciate smut. Smut brings me joy. There isn’t enough joy in the world. I think I might just turn this into a smut appreciation account.

19.02.2026 20:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You caught me on a tame day!

27.10.2025 12:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Thank you very much! 🩵

21.10.2025 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wherever I hang my hair is home! 💖

19.06.2025 05:32 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Dads. Pfffft. #FathersDay

15.06.2025 18:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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I never really appreciated the convenience and satisfaction of a burn barrel when I lived in the country. Now that I live in the city, I miss it. I crave it.

11.06.2025 02:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every platform is so inundated with doom, gloom, calamity, fear, and outrage (not saying it isn’t valid) that if you see me liking people’s spicy content openly, I don’t care anymore. Raise your eyebrows, gasp, and deal with it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🔥 #Shameless #ShameFree

05.06.2025 02:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I couldn’t help myself. 🤣 #Chicago #ChicagoHope #ChicagoPope #Pope #Vatican #PopeLeoXIV

09.05.2025 00:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jack White looks AMAZING!

03.05.2025 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen, people have sat on my face longer than Katy Perry was “in space” & it did more for national morale than whatever she attempted.

18.04.2025 03:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of Bradford Pear trees at night with the moon in the sky. The picture has a haiku over it that reads “Eau d’. Springtime, nighttime breeze, Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees. Ah’ I should call him. - Minerva Jayne

A picture of Bradford Pear trees at night with the moon in the sky. The picture has a haiku over it that reads “Eau d’. Springtime, nighttime breeze, Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees. Ah’ I should call him. - Minerva Jayne

• Eau d’•

Springtime, nighttime breeze
Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees
Ah! I should call him.

- Minerva Jayne

13.04.2025 06:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎶 I beg your partin’, I never promised you a rose garden🎶

Throwback Thursday to this snappy and snazzy little hair do! Just a busy gal on the go! Just part it and depart! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm! Style! Sophistication! 🥰 #TBT #ThrowbackThursday

28.03.2025 02:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Beware the Ides of March!” So you better “Eat you some bootay,” or whatever Caesar said while he was tossing his famous salad. 🥗

15.03.2025 22:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Happy Monday! 💋

Lipstick: Dolly Beauty in Jolene Red

11.03.2025 01:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100%

02.03.2025 17:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Soup or Bowl? Well that’s a dumb question. Obviously both. My soup has to go in something and it should be a bowl! Get out of here with that nonsense.

09.02.2025 22:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yay! Thank you so much!

18.01.2025 06:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Golden hour and the perfect, jammy egg.

18.01.2025 00:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I see that In-N-Out is offering free meals to the California firefighters. Haven’t they been through ENOUGH?! Insult to injury! They deserve BETTER!

11.01.2025 07:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The truth of the matter is, this Christmas isn’t nearly as wonderful as last year. I miss last year. I miss what was. It was the best Christmas that I can remember having. Nothing at all is the same now.

26.12.2024 02:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wishing everyone a Holiday Season that is Out of this World! 💋

24.12.2024 22:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I found this picture from some time earlier this year when I was just playing around in my makeup and finery. No event or occasion. Just messing around.

22.12.2024 19:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Beautiful flowers on a beautiful grey day. Happy Birthday to me.

21.11.2024 00:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0