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Lt. Columbo

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So 27%-29% of the country has brain damage. That can't be good.

04.03.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mr. George Wallace, are these guns that shoot gravy or are made of gravy? This is important.

28.02.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who. Gives. A. Fuck. If he can't be removed it's meaningless.

11.02.2026 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do the @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @democrats.senate.gov have the balls to actually do it? Probably not.

27.01.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's not forget these dirt bags broke ranks and sided with the Republicans in the House for the DHS spending bill.

Henry Cuellar (Texas)
Tom Suozzi (New York)
Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)
Laura Gillen (New York)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington)
Jared Golden (Maine)
Don Davis (North Carolina)

25.01.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And then the kicker blows it.

25.01.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh well.

19.01.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This guy can go fuck himself.

15.01.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd really like to read that article if I werent bombarded by pop up ads on their site every half second.

11.01.2026 02:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump will send ICE after the Pope next

10.01.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just capture and jail him. His victim wasn't afforded due process, why should he be?

10.01.2026 13:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good luck with that, you fat fuck

10.01.2026 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure, but I bet Bill Burr will be there with bells on

06.01.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.01.2026 23:30 👍 26247 🔁 7508 💬 750 📌 581

I stopped going to church when they elected Donald Trump. I'm not going back. Ever.

28.12.2025 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have we talked about that Ian Eagle basically cloned himself, yet?

26.12.2025 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bring nose plugs

12.12.2025 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's kind of your job.

04.12.2025 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

godspeed @darthbluesky.bsky.social we will see u in the spring i am serious

27.11.2025 13:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good. Take them all down.

15.11.2025 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah? Well, my report from Pets.com says otherwise, guy!

13.11.2025 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

racism darth the word you are thinking of is racism

08.11.2025 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is actually great news my friend if you enjoy the great taste of gasoline

07.11.2025 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NO 👏 BODY 👏 CARES 👏

06.11.2025 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, I wish I lived in NYC right now.

05.11.2025 02:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it should have potatoes @darthbluesky.bsky.social something is wrong with this recipe i am being serious

05.11.2025 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In other totally surprising news, Satan endorses Hitler!

04.11.2025 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YUGE win for America. Everybody is saying the greatest deal ever.

31.10.2025 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.10.2025 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not AI, but it's the excuse that is convenient.

29.10.2025 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0