Gil the Dragon

Was rereading daughter of the lilies & man I need more of Gwendolyn's story
It is bound to be something fantastically wretched

Vinctrix
Pandeimos
Ourania
Kybernetica

Hail filth-eater
Hail purifier
Rosy goddess of Myrtle

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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Humanity runs on spite lmao

Step
Away
From
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Lathe

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Uh... dafuc

donate to bix, show me the proof of any donation 10$ or more, and I'll draw for you 👁️

HEAT!

Oh this will devastate me

Breaking spaghetti in front of my Italian husband😩 YouTube video by Carlo and Sarah

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Pensé que eran elotes T.T

Sometimes biting is warranted
Bite the medic bite the staff bite or breathe out flame

Make them kiss!

& this is why we have acelga-wrapped tamales

Add some chilaquiles y empezamos a hacer concordia

The true noodle is infinitely long.
We all just slurp at ends of the one noodle which is all noodles

It's got a FANCY feather in their cap

You want the evil eye out on you because that is how you get th evil eye out on you.
Just get the short pasta!

Ram so lovely
Silken from Kashmere
Golden paschmina that withstand the Himalayan wind

Thou will not create a counterfeit mind
Thou will not confuse the tapestry for the loom

sinead o’connor tearing up a picture of the pope on snl with text “fight the real enemy”

the kind of energy i’m invoking for Venus in Aries

Apocalypse is but revelation
The end of the world is but the end of a world order
John was comenting on his seeings & hopes
We we write new epistles of jokes & hopes & horrified beholdings

The revolution will not be televised but the apocalypse WILL be memed

random warmup character, guess I'll call him George

Iba a hacer un chiste del djudeo español de quesadilla y khesed o misericordia pero esa última foto me dio en la bilis

Y la rusa que va a saber?
Anda también diciendo que taco es Nahuatl cuando es pariente del tacón y viene por la minería (un cucurucho para precipitar la carga) que fue analoguizado a los tacos de canasta que se solían comer en las minas de centro; su directo descendiente las enchiladas mineras

evil. it's ok to call evil people evil. in fact it is necessary

I yearn for you to do a review of heron's tripods, the earliest programmable computers

We are overdue for another successful crusade