Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!
Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!
Well I’ve finally climbed down. It’s gonna be interesting doing the Blue Moon Podcast with @davidmooney.co.uk from now on.
@davidmooney.co.uk good luck fella. I’m in Valencia watching it on a ship.
The Ket Riddled Cuckoo Brat, is that another cheese?
It is known as the merrineum.
Merry Christmas from a motel on the side of the M4. Ah, showbiz!
On a train in Wales, just passed some trad terraced houses with smoke flowing chimneys. London child a few seats along went “look Mummy they’re vaping”.
I wouldn’t open with it…
Always! x
Oliver Hardy…
Assisted dying: try doing a comedy set with a London accent in Liverpool.
Forget the John Lewis Christmas ad for some clever cover of a top tune, this is my banger of the moment. Now that’s a mash-up!!
To all my North American friends, too busy for a Thanksgiving dinner, well lucky for you Papa Johns had it covered. Yum!
It’s good but it’s no Jimmy Bo Horne
Two Rennies
Infinite monkeys + infinite time = complete works of Shakespeare
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys
1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke
Well Yellowstone has jumped the hay barn.
I do hope the Westminster police were shouting at them “get off my land”.
Always! And yes…
Can’t wait for “Cocaine Gladiator”!
I thought the “Lenny Henry’s Legends of Comedy” was a really great watch, thoroughly enjoyed it. But…there is a lot of brilliant funny before 1970. Why can’t researchers and producers dive into the archives and show old luminaries. Comedy drunks was mentioned, here’s one of the best…
Vinyl?
Dear novelists, if you’re writing a trilogy and in the third book the first quarter is telling me what happened in the first two novels I want 25% of my money back.
And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!
I do hope you do thyme!
That’s Kim Jong Un looking forward to his usual 21 cum salute.
Some people are to cool for an invalid handle!!
Yes Mum! x
Yes, we seem to be back to normal service…
Bite me!
What does “invalid handle” mean? Has it already gone tits up…