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André Vincent

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UK Comedian, Writer, Comedy Historian.

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Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!

07.06.2025 08:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well I’ve finally climbed down. It’s gonna be interesting doing the Blue Moon Podcast with @davidmooney.co.uk from now on.

19.05.2025 08:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@davidmooney.co.uk good luck fella. I’m in Valencia watching it on a ship.

17.05.2025 13:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Ket Riddled Cuckoo Brat, is that another cheese?

06.01.2025 12:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It is known as the merrineum.

06.01.2025 10:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Merry Christmas from a motel on the side of the M4. Ah, showbiz!

25.12.2024 11:05 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

On a train in Wales, just passed some trad terraced houses with smoke flowing chimneys. London child a few seats along went “look Mummy they’re vaping”.

04.12.2024 15:39 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I wouldn’t open with it…

03.12.2024 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always! x

03.12.2024 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oliver Hardy…

03.12.2024 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Assisted dying: try doing a comedy set with a London accent in Liverpool.

30.11.2024 10:04 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️)
Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️) YouTube video by Avie Sheck

Forget the John Lewis Christmas ad for some clever cover of a top tune, this is my banger of the moment. Now that’s a mash-up!!

29.11.2024 16:14 👍 8 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
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To all my North American friends, too busy for a Thanksgiving dinner, well lucky for you Papa Johns had it covered. Yum!

28.11.2024 17:30 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Jimmy Bo Horne Dance Across the floor
Jimmy Bo Horne Dance Across the floor YouTube video by Lucas Tavares

It’s good but it’s no Jimmy Bo Horne

24.11.2024 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two Rennies

23.11.2024 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Infinite monkeys + infinite time = complete works of Shakespeare
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys

1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke

22.11.2024 13:58 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Well Yellowstone has jumped the hay barn.

20.11.2024 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do hope the Westminster police were shouting at them “get off my land”.

19.11.2024 18:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Always! And yes…

19.11.2024 11:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t wait for “Cocaine Gladiator”!

18.11.2024 12:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Freddie Frinton - Dinner for One with May Warden
Freddie Frinton - Dinner for One with May Warden YouTube video by Mislaid Comedy Heroes

I thought the “Lenny Henry’s Legends of Comedy” was a really great watch, thoroughly enjoyed it. But…there is a lot of brilliant funny before 1970. Why can’t researchers and producers dive into the archives and show old luminaries. Comedy drunks was mentioned, here’s one of the best…

17.11.2024 09:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vinyl?

16.11.2024 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear novelists, if you’re writing a trilogy and in the third book the first quarter is telling me what happened in the first two novels I want 25% of my money back.

And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!

16.11.2024 17:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do hope you do thyme!

16.11.2024 17:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s Kim Jong Un looking forward to his usual 21 cum salute.

16.11.2024 11:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Obama Kicks Door Open
Obama Kicks Door Open YouTube video by Patriot News Organization

Some people are to cool for an invalid handle!!

14.11.2024 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes Mum! x

14.11.2024 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, we seem to be back to normal service…

14.11.2024 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bite me!

14.11.2024 17:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What does “invalid handle” mean? Has it already gone tits up…

14.11.2024 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0