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Artwork, Dad jokes with Mothman and other shenanigans! Find my merch at dead-possum.redbubble.com

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They just keep picking winners

07.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Insn' tit

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a red shirt ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a red shirt
06.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dad Jokes with Mothman

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

I sense twice as many Gen Z dudes will not be getting anywhere near a woman anytime soon

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1418 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 34
A book cover with a group of bears with text that says bear sex party featuring prostitutes and illicit substances

A book cover with a group of bears with text that says bear sex party featuring prostitutes and illicit substances

I don’t know where I get this shit either. Good morning! 🩷

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
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This is what it feels like to post on Bluesky
(this is as much self reflection as criticism of platform. I just haven't figured this one out yet)

06.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I could be hard if I needed to (he whispers softly to himself)

06.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right!?

05.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ope, big same

05.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dad Jokes with Mothman (Fuck ICE)

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 40203 πŸ” 9063 πŸ’¬ 1491 πŸ“Œ 306
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Mothman News Network: 03/05/2026
Give your puppers extra snuggles tonight!

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🌢🌢🌢 Storytime with Mothman

05.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Additionally what so many of the "No one's talking on Bluesky" people are actually saying is "I am lost and confused when there's not an algorithm to shove content into my eyeballs with no effort on my part"

05.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1661 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 7
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05.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm pretty sure a woman spoiling me financially and occasionally telling me I'm pretty, would fix it.

05.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning.

05.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2132 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 40
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05.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also need to know. Ya know, so I don't do it on accident.

05.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a needy little bitch

04.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell, I might just text him

04.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dad Jokes with Mothman

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