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(she/her) I sit on your keyboard and meow at you until you give me pets πŸ’– suit by Poe Productions πŸ’š SF bay area πŸ’– born 1993, content may be 18+ (minors dni) πŸ’š πŸ’ @kaijuchomps.bsky.social

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it’s interesting how often I get the urge to kms, but as soon as i close this app and do something else the feeling goes away. has anybody else noticed this

12.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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theres no fucking way thats what theyre called in france

11.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

11.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5344 πŸ” 5362 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 271

This could turn out to be very powerful for how little effort it actually takes. Just read the instructions, follow the link, and submit a comment, doesn’t have to be anything more than β€œI strongly support this proposal”

11.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1335 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

02.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 3230 πŸ” 2502 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 25

β€œSteve really hasn’t been the same since that character-building event in his backstory happened to him”

09.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

08.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 2954 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

Me: Actually I only get waterboarded with ethically sourced distilled alkali water.

My CIA interrogator: What?

Me: Did you even sterilize those pliers between uses? Do you have an autoclave?

Mr. CIA: Please stop.

Me: Safeword isn't my safeword, so don't stop if I say it.

CIA: Leave me alone.

09.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @stargazernue.bsky.social!

09.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1612 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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dancing green but i turn him into a little mochi thing

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

retweet if youre a proud cartoon gooner that hates every member of bluesky staff equally 🀍

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

visibly liberal burrito wins every time

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5
Screenshot of Mostly Mammals' original single Set Me Down now available on Bandcamp.

Screenshot of Mostly Mammals' original single Set Me Down now available on Bandcamp.

Promotional graphic for Bandcamp Friday, March 6.

Promotional graphic for Bandcamp Friday, March 6.

Our latest single is now live! Go get it on Bandcamp! It's also #BandcampFriday today... what a coincidence 😏 #furry #music #musicsky #newrelease #indieband

06.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

it increases crit chance by 2000% and inverts all your type disadvantages, but if you take critical damage it kills your pokΓ©mon and your entire party and it sends your opponent 50 actual dollars

06.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Besides my wonderful wife, I have no one to talk to about production ideas and techniques, nobody to show my work to, nobody to bounce ideas off of or help me out of a rut, and every social media interaction feels superfluous when everyone has to be promoting and pitching their own work…

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve been thinking a lot over the past 24 hours about how making music is such a lonely and isolating experience for me, and how it’s been that way since i started doing it in 2012, and I don’t know how i can change that or how i want things to change, and it’s got me really depressed

06.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omfg i haven’t seen that wolfgang gartner record in a lifetime and a half

06.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not sure if it’s worse to believe that my boss is enthusiastically pro-AI when he tells all of his employees that they’re required to use it in their coding work, or to believe that he actually doesn’t like AI or think it’s good but requires his employees to use it anyway

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't you just hate when you get hypnotized by a crime boss into giving up all your food (and maybe working for him in the future oops)

05.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1501 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 2
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a picture of a woman standing in front of culver 's chicken nuggets Alt: Autistic By Chance/Woman By Choice/Culver's Fan By The Grace Of God (Cheesecurds please)

the culver's tenor gif meta has gotten fucking insane

04.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

04.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 3499 πŸ” 1230 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 39

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *dies*

04.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bucket list item

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Contempt of court probably feels good as hell for the three seconds before the bailiff grabs you

04.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all these elites with their fancy titles and pedigrees, like β€œgraduated college” and β€œhas a doctorate” and β€œspent decades researching these topics” and β€œpioneered the medical field with revolutionary new knowledge” and β€œdoesn’t need to platform their opinions with mediocre podcasters”

04.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love when my phone shows me my favorite picture of me and my wife

04.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

oh the version of this meme that has stayed in my head the longest is the version where the text is read out by a female text to speech voice

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I even read it in her voice……

03.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0