noisé

guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi

when I'm starving for attention I hit up bluesky for zero engagement

...just assume their persona before they have a chance to setup an account here

Bluesky is an alleyway where homeless people shout disorganized incoherent ramblings to no one in particular

my girl is new to bluesky. she has no idea how big i used to be on twitter

i created a new twitter account before i nuked main. twitter dms were a constant source of leads and entertainment in my old account. you guys really have no idea what type of power i had... lack of dms is why my girl trusts me on bluesky. shes the total package, knows how difficult this is for me

..erating

generous lover

sean but not seen

hey look it's me noisé, partner at sequoia capital. we find and invest in the best companies, like matchmakers. we've had great successes, like my love life. Looking for a risky investment? Let me help

God I miss twitter...

gonna miss those twitter DMs though fr.... like david letterman, a new 10 every night (ask your parents)

they still talk about me on twitter. goddamn i was a fucking legend over there hand to god

goddamn it i shouldn't have nuked my twitter. this relationship ain't working out...

90% of women are looking for 6% of men

had dinner with a friend who runs a dating app last night—what’s happening now is that women are “settling”. women are realizing that the in demand dude will rarely respond/make a choice so a large % of high elo women are now focused on average/low elo men instead of their equals

Just a test to make sure I'm free from spam on bluesky: Bitcoin, NFTs, Doge.

PLANTS = MEDICINE, BRO!

It's a relief to be able to post without the trolling that followed every tweet

She said no more tweets...posts she didn't mention

showing_daniel

Accept no imitations

posts > tweets

From dust you came, and to dust you shall return...also it's kinda dusty in between

Lack of gif is okay, but lack of poll isnt

Just gonna mirror tweets, don't know if I can handle another layer of alts

Cats are mysterious little animals