Snacc Trooper

Everyone involved straight to The Hague

This is amazing.

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Bernie Sanders’ billionaire tax would soak about 900 people to fund $3,000 checks for the middle class

Okay. Great

Pretty sure these are the ones I made the (very cute) staff at Mr. S in SF take off the mannequin for me because they were the last ones in the store 👀

Woke up this morning to my brain giving me body image problems. Obvious solution is cute undies and mirror selfies.

They're prescription and were $13 from Zenni!

She's clearly a fashion girlie 💅

55 degrees and sunny, so I'm sunning myself on my deck during my lunch break.

I think this means I'm truly a PNWer now.

How big are you to cleanse the timeline

6'2"/1.88m
195lbs/88.5kg

Sometimes I forget I'm sort of a big dude

Got my hair cut yesterday and feel like a human again.

Thanks!! I love it - the artist did an amazing job

Gay man posing in green pants with unbuttoned shirt hanging from his elbows

Feeling some kinda way this thirsty Thursday

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment.

If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

I would expect nothing less from you. It'd probably send me over the edge immediately.

Good lord, someone's been putting in the work. I'd test your theory on whether those degrees could crack a tooth.

My shoulders are probably the thing I'm most proud of and get the most compliments on.

I have a theory that doing bench and pushups sub-optimally for years (too much delt engagement, not enough chest) has accidentally led to big shoulders 🤣

Another conditioning workout done. So many lunges today.

Now to sit in meetings the entire rest of the day 🫠

It’s cold here and my feet were cold haha

Another new week, another monochrome Monday.

Stay safe out there, east coasters!

Team fuck pants might be our next team name for bar trivia

Today's fit for laundry and cleaning day.

Pants are overrated.

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

My boy.

"Had to be me. Some else might have gotten it wrong."

So what if I cried every time he went to his death.

Really feeling my new sweatshirt this Friday. BD-1 is looking out for me, though.

Everyone knows you're a friend.

We love to see those serratus muscles coming in though!

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT RFK AND KID ROCK!!!!!

The most vain 😘

What an odd thing to say. I felt good about how I looked, so decided I'd post a selfie. Not entirely sure how that got you down, but I hope the rest of your day is more positive.

Gym friends are now prepping for the NYC Hyrox, so I'm back at it with them on Wednesdays.

Shoulder is kinda fucked right now, but workout felt great!