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it’s coming home

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1913 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 0

putting up a trump β€œi did that!” sticker and immediately getting shot to death

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 3259 πŸ” 840 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 55
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There is so much going on that we all collectively forgot Trump's actual "spiritual advisor" is ALSO a convicted peadophile lmao

15.01.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

acab includes paparazzi

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the β€œone more thing”.

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 4097 πŸ” 1128 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 3

the union guys who say they want Platner explicitly say they want him to be like Fetterman:

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

VENEZUELAN MANDATE OF HELL

MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

your boomer coworker is about to have a lot to say about how paying
$50/gallon is patriotic actually, why do you hate america

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 433 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

When people say shit like β€œwhy should Mamdani dedicate resources to a couple young men who threw snowballs at cops” I hear β€œI don’t care that these people will be subjected to slave labor, likely sexually and physically assaulted, have their rights and job prospects impacted forever” etc etc

06.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

These people genuinely think they are going to reform capitalism and then a socialist gets in office and they are like wait I can’t do anything at all about the cops what kinda snail pace do you expect to reform capitalism to socialism at. We are going to die bro

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Great to know their CEO doesn't even understand how AI works. It's not anxious because it's conscious, dumbass. It's anxious because you've been scraping the social media of users living and posting through fucking unstable times.

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1475 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 3

Capitol Hunters confirms Platner lied about why he could not get back into the Marines in 2009. It was because of his Nazi/antisemitic tattoo. He blamed Marine policy barring sleeve tattoos, but Marine policy grandfathered sleeve tattoos. It barred symbols of hate, which is what the Totenkopf is.

06.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 22

I have anxiety am I an AI?

06.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

breaking: person with anxiety claims the ai they trained has also developed anxiety

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, quick question, do you think JD Vance is racist?

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bills and pay days aren’t lining up well, sub today do I have money in my account before it gets overdrafted !

06.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Collecting your money illegally was so much easier.

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2054 πŸ” 517 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 13

i dont care what year you were born, how long youve had it, or really what reason you give at all: if you have 88 in your username and arent a nazi you should know better by now

06.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1791 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

It takes decades and decades of mind fucking manipulation to make it so that it's a 'debate' whether bombing another country and killing their leader is "a war"

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My dude incredibly qualified, has a known history of meticulously checking for security risks, no stone unturned

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump telling a country they can't just appoint people's children is the biggest layup since a band called itself Garbage

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, quick question, do you think JD Vance is racist?

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea maybe

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only lemonheads song i know as it turns out

05.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our β€œwe’re not grifters btw” post has many people asking questions answered by our β€œwe’re not grifters btw” post

05.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 2057 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 13

Me when im politically bingus

05.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is literally the easiest thing in the world to get a medical discharge. I know of someone who got it for claiming erectile dysfunction. There are so many resources for how to leave. If you stay it is a choice and a genocidal one. And I have no sympathy

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1033 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

Ranking member of the Armed Services Committee πŸ‘‡

05.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 532 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4