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Existential dread or nihilistic romance?

Just embrace the nothingness

It's the only thing i put in my scuba tanks.

I've been wondering lately why the post-apocalyptic world of fallout is more appealing than the real world today?

You've won fitness. Congratulations

A moment of silence for the fallen soldier.

I found a good deal, just ring 362436 hey.

Eating an "Uncanny Valley" granola bar. It's just like a real granola bar but slightly off-putting

Just like with light rail back in the day

Next time you see someone whose skin looks flawless. When you compliment them, instead of saying "Your skin looks amazing," say "Your flesh looks amazing." It brings things to a whole new level.

I remember getting a notice from the city once, saying the water is fine to drink. Just don't wash your clothes in it or bath young children in it. Confidence instilled.

Fraggle blues. That's the stuff.

Many of the great stand up video games from the 90's had great wrist conditioning.

Rigor makes it fun.

The Kentucky jelly isn't great either.

I don't think I'd fit.

Can I get the 4 year long version?

The fish blew a moon bubble

Small yellow flower

Found this little guy in my garden.

Getting old is a trip. I sneezed and hyper-extended my knee

Why did I read this in Gordon Ramsay's voice?

Throw some mustard on there if you wanna feel really spoiled.

Diabetes sucks. I can't drink my Dr Pepper thru a twizzler while gaming anymore.

Those who rule all with fear must fear all they rule.

Someone who doesn't understand how scientific journals work. If you don't agree with a study, do your own and dispute it. Let your peers review.

The lack of situational awareness in people is disturbing.

Can't imagine having to deal with that shit all day.

I have some wood ear growing on an old stump. I love nature