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Nick Martin

@banksyshrill

Moving from the other place slowly but surely. Lapsed human. He/him/his. #LFC. #SlotIn . Football, TV, film, #ActuallyAutistic. Pandemic bore.

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9 days in the job before the board (Privy Council) gave her her marching orders. Queen Mary later very literally gave her the chop.

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lady Jane Grey Erasure.

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously though, amazing for BodΓΈ Glimt πŸ‘

24.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow, I just know Roy Hodgson bears some responsibility for events at San Siro this evening (negative).

24.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

qual funΓ§Γ£o vc queria que o bsky colocasse?

me: conta privada e remover follower

24.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 100

I'm hearing Mignolet is still finding ways to cost Liverpool.

24.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hearing Mignolet is still finding ways to cost Liverpool.

24.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FAO @footballcliches.bsky.social
A reverse Allardici

24.02.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a bunch of stuffed animals in the back of a car ALT: a bunch of stuffed animals in the back of a car

Watching Everton and Man Utd attempt to get 22 players into the six yard box every time there’s a corner

23.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

No VAR to deny us, hooray.

22.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope the injury she suffered in scoring isn't as bad as it looked (maybe an ACL from hyperextension from GK Brosnan's reckless challenge - stop me if this sounds familiar).

22.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Lewis Hall goal should have been disallowed, based on Van Dijk's being disallowed at the same end.

21.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I must stop cursing players Liverpool are linked with.

18.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait till Haaland signs for BodΓΈ to help them win the Club World Cup in 2029, after City's downfall.

18.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like that Joel OrdΓ³Γ±ez is prepared to play simple first time passes with either foot if necessary, and not use up time having redress his body position.

18.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"It happens wherever he goes" about VinΓ­cius, blaming his celebrating.

17.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arbeloa said almost nothing, now Mourinho essentially blaming VinΓ­cius, too. And coming out with a 'this club's biggest legend is black' argument.

17.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alexander-Arnold speaking well after the game. πŸ‘

17.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

VinΓ­cius Junior seemingly being racially abused after scoring, then the referee 'commentator' saying "he's not helping himself"(!)

17.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck all the way off, Clattenberg with your victim-blaming.

17.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We meet every day;

At the same cafΓ©
(training ground coffee bar)....;

14.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FA CUP EDITION!
Wembley here we come πŸ”΄

14.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, I don't fully mean that. Probably a good point for them.

12.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal hoist with their own Set Petard.

12.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More of this.

HA'WAY THE REDS!

11.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fletch and the boys having a good laugh, though, so it's all fun and games. Pricks.

11.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mechanism was clearly bad.

11.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why in Earth was Endo allowed to get up at all?!?

11.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care how much rain there's been, that Stadium of Light pitch is pisspoor at this level.

11.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0