Gem's Daddy

Fantastic to hear! Congratulations to you both!

Flash spray wipe. As hunched as my arse

This is why....

So true. I'm sure I get a little flatter every time...

And so me! :)

Sedatives. Mainly sedatives. 😉😜

Thank you all for your lovely birthday wishes. Fairly quiet day yesterday. Well behaved squiggle, with few plastic plates frisbeed. Love you, too, Poppet x

Yup. Situation normal. I'll get the mop....

Mass Destruction (baby baby) is used in P5 as well as P3

Whichever one goes: Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Long time since I knew what it was called.

It was also P5

Pfffft!

I'm not going back in the crisper...

Why's it on my seat ....?

That's what really scared me.

Actually I said portable *and* puntable!

See you on the flip-side, Pammie!

Merry Xmas, Kola :)

She scares me

Yea, and no knives....

Ok, so we're having another go. Santa will be marginally happier, I sure. marginally.

Oh. My mistake. I gave him soap not soup

Think there may be some confusion here with cavity and cavalry.

I'm surprised this hasn't been done, either. After all, we already have a seahorse with a gun in the bathroom protecting the toothpaste.

My poor nose :( In future I shall be referring to late night nappy changes as aBUMinations. Eugh!! @babystar.bsky.social

Close-up of multicoloured dinosaurs on black denim

Todays subtle outfit.

I can additionally find you by heat, apparently.

Yup

Crinkle crinkle, little Star, how I wonder where you are? Scrub that, the noise from your nappy is deafening; I know exactly where you are. And the giggling kinda' gives it away somewhat, too... @babystar.bsky.social

I'd also like this one taken into consideration, m'lud.