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I'm still big, it's Twitter that got small

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@bubbaprog.xyz you may be interested in this very strange glitch

10.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How'd it go in there?

06.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been here and can confirm its excellence. Got dry pot something or other and have been chasing that high since

02.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Comment deleted by user." Somebody got to u/follicular

22.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you getting that smart battery stovetop?

20.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww man, I knew she'd gone down a weird rabbit hole (Brexit? Trump? COVID?) but I used to love her stuff

19.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I always liked how Devo got their start: opening for Sun Ra and antagonizing his hippy fans into breaking their pacifism and attempting to physically fight them by playing Jocko Homo for 25 minutes straight

07.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All Lawyers Are what now? It's like that Montinegrin meme - if you feel inclined to sympathize with a lawyer, give it a second; it'll pass

05.02.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, looks like they beat you to it, too

26.01.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to check because of Ruffalo and Hemsworth's presence that it wasn't a Collateral sequel

26.01.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like the only pharmaceutical with a name that has anything to do with the underlying chemistry. I guess they didn't want to be seen as hiding anything?

24.01.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish they'd do an all-comedians one where no one took it very seriously

16.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last time I got photos at CVS the girl asked "are you happy with this one" and I replied "No, but it's also not going to get any better than that"

15.01.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Service & Solidarity Spotlight: Staffers at Iconic D.C. Concert Venues Win Voluntary Union Recognition | AFL-CIO Workers at renowned Washington, D.C., music venues have secured voluntary recognition of their efforts to organize with UNITE HERE Local 25. The workers will next move on to negotiate their first unio...

I'm pretty sure they did? aflcio.org/2025/11/17/s...

15.01.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be suspicious of any populace that wants to join this god-forsaken country at this point

08.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who just took a trip to the UK, during which we had some excellent meals at great restaurants, I regret to report that a lot of the food on offer is still quite Bad and this stereotype, while admittedly hack, remains not wrong. Worst eating vacation I've had recently

06.01.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I spoke to a forensic expert with a certification in staged photographs and he says whoever took that picture absolutely turned the pineapple upside down

01.01.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"OK Jack, I'll go get my rhyming dictionary"

17.12.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I played Farewell Transmission by Songs: Ohia like ten times in a row and YouTube's moderation said I was a cool guy and they'd never seen anyone do something so Normal before

16.12.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Tim - now I must have cumin lamb some time in the next 48 hours or I will Die.

29.11.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a shame because BBQ seems like something that rice cooker-type fuzzy logic would work well on with some additional sensors. I assumed that was what they meant

24.11.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Excel workbooks not big enough, do some real work

14.11.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Moon and Antartica ends with "what people are made of," damnit

14.11.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The bot I built to buy short-dated out-of-the-money call options on companies mentioned in Money Stuff is going to get me investigated by the SEC, thanks a lot

13.11.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Essay | It’s Finally Time to Give Johnny Cash His Due Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took years for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

I need to know if it this article? It would be very BlueSky if the BlueSky moderators suspended her because they didn't get a joke www.wsj.com/arts-culture...

12.11.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

This would be good and get at what Bond's really about (Britain's post-war status anxieties as the junior partner to the US) but it would fuck up the product placement revenue on which the movie franchise runs

11.11.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't seem sustainable, to say the least, to have 1 in 10 male students playing baseball or basketball, but what do I know? I always hear about administrative bloat at American universities and I've got an idea for where they could start

28.10.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the risk of betraying some big-school bias here: a school with 850 undergrads has a significant amount of athletic transfers?

28.10.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the one that @dieworkwear.bsky.social just pointed out the other day? It looks like it's got the same darts placed strategically in the pattern instead of seams for the fitting. Really nice detail

23.10.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Die Hard also up there

22.10.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0