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Zalfar, the Alien

@zalfar-the-alien

Sadistic alien software tester poking fun at the human simulation... #aliensimulation #aliens #zalfarthealien #matrix

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Do do do dooo doo doooooo!

11.05.2025 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's dumber than every one of those people.

09.05.2025 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's not down with the D when a guy's got shitty diapers. Elderly golfer is probably taking too many addys to pitch a tent anyway. Melania has probably found a handsome secret service agent to provide some secret service. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹

09.05.2025 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told that little shit to stop playing around! Thanks for letting me know.

08.05.2025 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, someone has some balls!

08.05.2025 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. I'd live to see that child sex data with this in mind.

08.05.2025 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mathematics is supposed to be capitalized.

08.05.2025 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It more fun when you're working, knowing that the admin is cutting your funding in three months. Shit just keeps getting better. Every day, a new miracle.

07.05.2025 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I, too, have boycotted those and more, very successfully. I just wish I was as optimistic regarding the amount of people who are crazy in this country. They are not a minority.

04.05.2025 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most racist ones don't even know they are racist, except the crazy few that let everyone know.

02.05.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's hard to do. They get defensive and are too far gone. You can't reason someone out of something they were not reasoned into in the first place. You might see that 45% go up in a few weeks when shelves on stores are empty. Then there will still be tue ones that blame it on the dems anyway.

02.05.2025 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This idiot can't be serious.

30.04.2025 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh. Tax auditors don't know the difference. It's still shitty though.

30.04.2025 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a tax writeoff if they are destroyed.

30.04.2025 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Info is already sold to Dark MAGA.

30.04.2025 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel got over a billion. Glad we removed stable employment from Americans to fund more wars.

30.04.2025 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The country's youngest incels too.

29.04.2025 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now we just need pictures of all the white pastors that got arrested for touching people's kids.

29.04.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spend all my money on apple and microsoft stock.

27.04.2025 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either they released them when they're not typically active, or the doves are sick and don't know what they're doing. Either way, WTaF?

26.04.2025 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$5000 wouldn't pay for the birth.

26.04.2025 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole point was to make everyone so miserable that they quit, but we can't release the RIF plans? Are they afraid people will quit?

26.04.2025 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe because they don't know it. I'm still trying to figure out when it is.

25.04.2025 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then the whole HBCU thing. I am so confused. I think he just wants black colleges to be funded to push segregation, but I thought he was just against education and for slavery. It makes no sense.

25.04.2025 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His folks and Dark MAGA have a well developed plan, a movement, a vision, and a passion for that change. The best we as the left have is to try to keep things the way they are so they don't get worse. None of us want things the way they are. We need a movement, vision, and plan, too or they'll win.

25.04.2025 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then can't get a job when he makes it legal to discriminate against everyone who is not a white dude. Can't wait for half the babies to be future battered wives stuck in abusive marriages because they can't have good jobs any longer. These people have no idea what they're asking for.

24.04.2025 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, you can play a better version now. You know, I'm from Oblivion. It's a splendid place with excellent weapons and armor.

23.04.2025 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love your faith that incompetence is indicative of termination. Buah ha ha ha ha!

23.04.2025 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Elin Musk is the first name. Dick.

23.04.2025 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Muah ha ha ha ha. Buah ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hand me a tissue! Muaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha!

22.04.2025 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0