Haydn, 🇵🇸

Secret technique: Buddha Dance!

It is, as I type this, snowing outside

I love it when a truck is small or a car is big

And pit droids. Love a pit droid

Yeah the R4 reads as henchman coded to me. I fw gonk droids heavy though

A lesser creative would have put a little robot happy face or something on it. Not Lucas. He said make me a huggable trash can.

Maybe it’s the lack of anthropomorphism that makes it so endearing? Avoids the uncanny valley?

The R-2 astromech is one of the best designs in history man. It’s a trash can with legs, lacks really any anthropomorphizing features, and yet when I look at it my brain still says “cute” and “friend”

He’s a smart guy but also a specific kind of idiot. His explanation of the practical impacts of fishing regulations on the Maine lobster industry was one of the best breakdowns of policy analysis I’ve ever heard.

“Oh he QTd a Nazi”

I see y’all motherfuckers QTing the “AF Post” all the damn time over on shitter

(He’s not a Nazi and if you think he is it’s because you’re in an echo chamber)

It would be so funny if the people on this site are right and after platner wins he reveals he was a full on neo-Nazi the whole time. Like SS uniform on the floor of congress.

I think that if the police feel like you’re being mean to them they should get to skin you alive in front of your family

Praying

Yeah there are very conservative Catholics who will argue that NFP is just crunchy contraception, and I think they’re mostly correct. I just reach the opposite conclusion

I just have a really hard time coming to moral terms with “a faithful Catholic husband and wife who are married and have children and would be open to another child if contraception fails” being 1) meaningfully less “open to life” than cycle trackers and 2) worthy of eternal torment

Is right I guess*

Yeah my Catholic Opinion is “whatever the church says I right ig” while my opinion opinion is that the orthodox are broadly right, it straight up depends for contraception, and “NFP” is just straight up Aristotelian philosophical prestidigitation

Without saying too much: the priest who did our precana, who is otherwise the model priest, had literally never heard of PCOS

In a truly free Palestine- where Jews are welcomed and Palestinians are treated equally regardless of religion and apartheid is destroyed, I would fight as hard for Jews’ right to live there in peace and dignity as hard as I am for Palestinians now.

I loathe Zionism for a lot of things but one of the chiefest ones is that it convinces a lot of Jews that I hate them. It breaks my heart.

When I’m mad I look at this baseball card of DJ Khaled and attempt to infuse it with my displeasure and I think at some point I can fill it with enough negative psychic energy to make it a properly cursed object

Watching your toddlers undo an hours worth of cleaning in 15 seconds

Awful day for the “Pope Leo just says we need to deport them humanely” crowd

I bet they’re all making that face at her because that was racist as hell tbh

3 year old has decided that everyone’s middle name is also Saoirse, including her best friend Nanako, who is a small Japanese child

There is something immensely pleasing about the mandarin rhotic r.

She called them “the snurfs” and still thinks of them fondly

Having a kid on the spectrum is wild because we had a phase where we only liked the Smurfs and now I have opinions on Gargamel despite being a kid 20 or so years after that program was at its peak of cultural relevance

“Yeah”