There’s a tiny penguin beside me on the couch! 🥹 #blessed

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.

intrusive thought: Jared Leto is a yassified Tommy Wiseau

So cute!!!

Came here to say ~

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

Yes he did 🥰🥰🥰

My special bud

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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

my omelette accidentally broke apart a little bit and became scrambled eggs, this is because of dei.

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I remember! That was fun ♥️

Nice to finally be here!

It really does. I’ve had issues with “juice” specifically for about 5 years, I’d say. It’s kinda the worst bc it runs through bloodlines and the stuff is just *everywhere*. ❤️‍🩹

Oh!!! Pretty sure I remember that show. Well decorated? A little theatrical? Was a joy

Hi!!! Thank you!!!

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Don’t make me cry, love!!! 🥹🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻♥️

Hey, love!

Thank you! ♥️

You’re probably familiar with my addiction issue, no? ❤️‍🩹

Omg!!!!!! Thank you for the compliment- that tour was incredible for me bc the fans were so kind 🖤♥️🖤♥️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Wait wait wait- you made this?! I love it so much

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that makes you want to go home". Panel 2 of 3: a person drinks/has drunk the contents of the bottle and, with the last drop lingering on the mouth of said bottle as it's held over their mouth, thinks, "Wow, I really do want to go home." Panel 3 of 3: The person sits on the floor in a corner, the table from the first frame to their right. They still hold the bottle. Their expression is sad and forlorn. They think, "But I am home."

Of course, of course.
("Riches and wonders" is the song you should look up. By the Mountain Goats. And then the Eliza Rickman/Jherek Bischoff cover.)

Flattered! I’m in good company 🖤🐈‍⬛

This is so sweet! Thank you!