D

I keep matching with every ENM bisexual man in the city which basically means I'm starting an improv troupe

Kamala Harris.... I will also be seeing you in hell

Harry Styles when I catch you.....

Niggas wasn’t playing Crash Bandicoot and that’s why they life in shambles now . Ain’t been living right

Y'all listening to the new YEBBA album? 

free-range religion-free organic no dyes no additives? I'm genuinely so jealous

Wait a damn minute

💀 Im just telling you what the white people told me !!! I just work here idk

I can't remember which resource we used but back when I was #init I was told he was a 2

Not to flex but I have the same enneagram number as our lord and savior 💅🏾

we're victims 😭🫂

do people care about the enneagram anymore or is that just another byproduct of being an exvangelical

I think I'm gonna die in this house

Ariana what are you doing here??

Charlie Puth hate on the timeline???? I'm home 🥰🥰🥰

what would you do if I told you ANOTHER gay priest has soft blocked me on this app

the white house, DHS, and department of war social media team I will meet you in the hottest part of hell

hey real quick to the train operator on the red line you're actually supposed to open the door AFTER the train stops at the station

holy shit you guys have you ever tried listening to MUSIC???

does anyone want to give me $50,000 to go back to school

at what age is it okay to be really into adult contemporary music

texting STOP to end, presumably, the campaign

I love sitting still in a dark and quiet temperature controlled room and still feeling like I'm being hunted for sport this rocks

it costs me $100 a week to keep myself tethered to this mortal plane that's $400 a month that's crazy

why would I talk to my therapist about my religious trauma when I could just post about it

How is bombing a primary school NOT an act of war?

so people who were not in kindergarten during the first iteration of the war on terror also felt insane right????? What do you mean blowing up a country is "good for freedom loving people everywhere"

Jaboukie is on The Downside podcast this week

no I'm not meal prepping for the week. I'm doing recipe development ✨✨✨