Harri Woliner aka the True H-Man

NASCAR can suck a fart.

I love the look of the Thing in the FF trailer. It's so cool. Also it's a real NY Jew playing him. I don't care about if the voice isn't rocky enough for you. For me it's wonderful. Also Ebons a great actor. I'm stoked as fuck

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Damn that's awful. Glad you're out but sorry you had to deal with that shit.

Did a 36 hour trip to Vegas and barely got 3.5 hours of sleep each night these last 2 nights. Running on adrenaline, caffeine, and fumes. About to go see a movie about a man about a monkey. I feel like I'm tripping on something right now haha.

That's Intuit dome. They've got phone chargers and stuff that does analytics of crowd noise and shit. It's a weird high tech arena.

Realized other headphones besides airpods could connect to apple tv via Bluetooth and now I can watch my dumb shows while my wife's in the kitchen on a zoom with her friends from home. Win win!

Ate a too hot totinos pizza roll tonight and the insides came out and landed on my face near my mouth. Burnt like hell. Fuckin A.

Ok that red dead redemption 2 epilogue is like the LOTR return of the king ending. It kept going. Haha. Not mad at more gameplay I got my money's worth it was just funny.

I can't tell if I'm awake at 1am cause I took a solid nap today or because I MOTHERFUCKING WON MY FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE IM IN WITH MY FRATERNITY BROTHERS!!!!! LETS GO TEAM H MAN 2024 CHAMPIONS!

Is there a name for the eating disorder where you post a picture of you and your family and two or more people respond to the picture by saying your dad looks like he's in better shape and all you can think about is that it's because you look/feel way bigger than the rest of your family?

Jimmy Carter putting solar panels on the white house in the 80s way before it was popular and Ronald Reagan taking them off 2 years later is a great bit of symbolism for the ideologies as a whole. Reagan sucked shit. Hope he's being tortured in hell. Rest in Heaven Jimmy Carter.

Pay off debt. Buy a house. Pay off family debts. And then buy a few senators to commit to progressive change that saves the economy and the planet because holy fucking shit this place is a nightmare.

If you adamantly say Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie I don't trust you. It literally doesn't exist as a movie without Christmas in the plot. It starts with Christmas shit. It's a Christmas Eve party. Christmas in Hollis plays! Come on.

The problem is I'm too dumb and uninformed about all the intricacies of football teams to know haha.

I'm going to my fantasy league finals but I know my team needs one slight adjustment. It's my defense. Bears started strong but have sucked last few weeks. Anyone have good advice for which team will help me next week? Here is what's on the waiver wire.

Sonic 3 is fucking great. Hard to make the third movie in a series this good but they do it. Shadows a great anti hero. The robotnik stuff is hilarious. They really focused on the sonic characters in this one. And the setup for #4 which also just got announced had the crowd excited.

The other day my wife had to double check with me to make sure we were never gonna do elf on a shelf for our kids. Haha. I'm so glad we are on the same page. I hate that little snitch punkass.

Chaki the Funk Wizard behind the jets, Harri holds cue cards

Chaki and Harri doing Best Show holiday shit.

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Your boi officially clinched the #1 spot in his fantasy football league and got a 1st round bye week for the playoffs. Let's fucking goooooooo!!!

Elon using his son as a human shield is fucking wild. Like dude we all know you don't spend time with your kids it's so obvious why you're doing it now and it's fucking gross.

Yours truly and my wife did some real good apartment cleaning today, and I got my library card. Hell yeah

Haha yeah you're probably right!

Can someone please explain to me where 250 million dollars went for Red One? Are these big budget blockbusters just being mismanaged financially? Are producers just getting away with money? Did the Rock get paid 110 million of that? It's truly mind boggling.

I swear to fuck these reporters need to give up asking Pam Anderson about her no makeup era. Good for her for doing it. I have no qualms with her. Just stop bothering her about it. Leave this woman the fuck alone. Good grief.

I know our education system needs reform when people who don't live in California text me asking if I'm ok because of the earthquakes in northern California. I appreciate the concern but we are the 2nd largest state in the contiguous US. And the longest state. Quake was nowhere near LA.

At this rate soon enough someone in LA will get through too many celebs and it'll be time for a Harri Woliner look alike contest. And yes I'll show up. Probably in my Harri face shirt. And my shirt will win but I won't.

Today I paid half a euro to use a restroom in a shopping mall in Galway Ireland and what an odd feeling to have to do contactless pay to use a toilet haha.

I'll keep the details minimal but man oh man I miss the bidet at our apartment. 2 weeks in the UK and Ireland making me miss it haha.

It's also awful for sewage plumbing as people flush them and it ruins sewage systems. Flushable wipes aren't actually safe to flush.