lindsey

The headless horseman from sleepy hollow mounting his horse in a cemetery

Don’t lose your head!

Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss

17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only

This goes so fucking hard dude

A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY

💜

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

BREAKING: Donald Trump Officially Pardons The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter

they thought they’d be safe in the bunk room🫢
#911onABC #buddie

Virtual Photography - Double exposure of Alan Wake and Saga Anderson from Alan Wake 2 (shot on PS5).

“Saga said we're both heroes. I'll pay that price, so will she.”

#AlanWake2 #AW2Photography
#remedygames #virtualphotography

in another timeline, they got to grow old together
#jayvik #arcane

every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

everyone has to fight for their lives to not suddenly have a crazy accent. it’s incredible.

the thing about the @aoaoaoapod.bsky.social is that no one is safe once @kyliebrakeman.bsky.social starts talking with a french accent.

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

If I was stuck in the mist from THE MIST I would simply keep my cool and foster a sense of community.

Swimming like Scrooge mcduck in the discount wallmart dvd tub.

scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others

mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue

first time my bread dough fails to rise: well gosh, maybe the water temp was too cool? did i add too much flour? i probably didn't let it rest long enough. is salt supposed to go in that early?

second time my bread dough fails to rise: this is because i am Evil

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no