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@guydebored

Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him

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The yanks doing sanctions to themselves is wild 🪃

25.02.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 👍 12994 🔁 2509 💬 497 📌 341
Ethan Hawke in character as Lee Rayborn, a Tulsa based independent journalist

Ethan Hawke in character as Lee Rayborn, a Tulsa based independent journalist

The next Senator from Oklahoma

05.03.2026 19:44 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Two words, Mr. President: plausible deniability.

16.02.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So to be intellectually consistent, we should allow every voter to carry military grade firearms, and have the right to murder anyone who drives their car close to them.

16.02.2026 21:15 👍 101 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0

It’s one of the best ever. (I mean the book but the same could be said about the miniseries, I hear.)

16.02.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao

16.02.2026 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I could really use a vacation like that"

Me watching The Wicker Man

16.02.2026 18:45 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

David Lynch beej where you assume he’s gay but really he swings both ways, call that Bi Erasurehead

16.02.2026 18:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What do you call an AI cat?

Clawed.

15.02.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck him up Robert

15.02.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super Mario Bros
Super Mario Bros 3
Super Mario World
Online Chess
Word Streak/Scramble/Boggle

It seems weird to call phone games “video games” but they are right?

15.02.2026 06:26 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The Shining
American Psycho
Big Lebowski
Peewee’s Big Adventure
Star Wars
Pulp Fiction
First 45 minutes of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

15.02.2026 01:17 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I have the best union siblings 🥹😭

13.02.2026 23:16 👍 66 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

I’m wholeheartedly in favor of the VA gerrymander but I loathe these mealy-mouthed justifications that echo those we heard from Republicans in WI, NC, TX, etc. Maybe that’s the point but I’d prefer the point not be subtext.

13.02.2026 20:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes “political savvy” leads to overcautiousness which can lead to 1) bad policy and 2) the opposition barreling over you.

13.02.2026 20:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s a cool dream you’ve had lately

13.02.2026 08:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Saw a tweet years ago that said:

I feel like these guys are about to have a threesome

🌚🌞🌝

13.02.2026 02:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Saw a tweet years ago that said:

I feel like these guys are about to have a threesome

🌚🌞🌝

13.02.2026 02:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Now we’re talking

12.02.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

King Kunta

12.02.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When he wrote about dark energy I didn’t know he meant the festering void in his heart

11.02.2026 21:37 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
@krangtnelson tweet from
2017: AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell
books but online
AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen

@krangtnelson tweet from 2017: AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen

Relevant

10.02.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They are really telegraphing a bad jobs report

10.02.2026 14:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Couldn’t agree more

09.02.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rome, Open City (1945)

09.02.2026 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 👍 26116 🔁 6103 💬 185 📌 110

“Thank you for your payment” go to hell

09.02.2026 00:14 👍 206 🔁 49 💬 3 📌 0
Several freshly baked pretzels are cooling on two wire racks.

Several freshly baked pretzels are cooling on two wire racks.

2-8 Pretzels (child led)

08.02.2026 20:49 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yea @turok.bsky.social

08.02.2026 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0