Bill Lummis

‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow !

Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO

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Wha... what was the drama?

once your email storage is full you should be allowed to graduate from it. no more emails for you. you’ve seen enough emails. you’re free now

As a former IT guy as long as your problem doesn't involve radioactivity or a typewriter and you know how the back button on your browser works (all true stories) I promise we are barely thinking about the interaction

YES i work remotely. YES i still believe they should cancel work tomorrow for the blizzard just to be cool and nice

Great A'tuin, obviously

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party.

I made the group and invited six people.

SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house.

... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

Warp 10 salamander sex

The Atherstone Ball Game, a Shrove Tuesday tradition since 1199.

The rules: stay on the street and don’t kill anyone.

The ball is thrown at 3pm; whoever is holding it at 5pm wins.

@blowdart.me

Grandpa Simpson "so I was programming in LOGO which was the style at the time"

@dopestatistics.bsky.social

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

How did he escape this time?

My kid once asked me to list every way it was possible to die. I would explain gay about 1000 times again over that one

The backhoes deserve a little snack, as a treat

It's nice that they come in single serving packages

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

Honestly though

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Also hitting the power button 5x rapidly

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online

Report: Foe go to Chao for beef

FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking some...

this is pretty wild. good argument for lockdown mode if your threat model is one where you might have your phone seized by the Feds: www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...

Been up all night with friends going through the unpleasantly long lists of infosec people in the Epstein Files. Yikes, guys. I knew some of them were pieces of shit, already - but too many other people fell for a transparent bid to illegitimatize elections, and I said so then. 🤷🏻‍♀️😞

You're an artist at onomatopoeia but boy... what a way to use that talent 🤮