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@hogsofwar

Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. Be a good person. Treat your dogs well.

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Miso-glazed tofu is soy-glazed soy. It's the bacon-wrapped hot dog of vegetarians.

13.02.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will try--thank you both!

12.02.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paul, you've lived in the TC--everything I've heard about curling clubs here is that they're hard to get into and you have to know someone. I'd love to curl, but how did you navigate that?

12.02.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably pretty damn good for its traffic, too

12.02.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MLS.com has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

12.02.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one, including Jamelle, should have to suffer this, but the use of single as a denigration is really frustrating. We're not all bad people. But this is what we're reduced to.

08.02.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Summary execution specifically would be the correct term here, in my opinion.

28.01.2026 07:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He used to post them in bunches, this one was like a jump scare on my feed. I need more warning.

26.01.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the right call--beer definitely tastes better at the airport.

26.01.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you, uh, get the number of days in January confused with February? Because I might have some bad news for you.

26.01.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But look at how special he is! Such an independent thinker (which he thinks makes him smart)

25.01.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give it a day, this always happens. They'll rationalize it soon.

25.01.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought the same thing, that Vance would be more effective in achieving his insane goals, but I can't think that Vance would look at Greenland and say "I want that" and literally never give up. Surely that's a little less bad?

20.01.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you gotta tell yourself I guess but you literally always have the option to not be on the CSAM site at the cost of convenience

02.01.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doubs dropped the ball--there are times to post this, but how is this one of them?

21.12.2025 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't have Samkon Gado, he's always a bright spot in a horrific season.

16.12.2025 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rashan Gary heard the discourse this week

23.11.2025 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if LaFleur had tried to score quickly when we got the ball with 10 minutes in the half instead of trying to burn the full 10. Might've gotten two scoring drives and a double-up.

23.11.2025 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or, looking at the stats now, does it?

11.11.2025 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, this doesn't account for several key drops

11.11.2025 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

19.10.2025 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my girlfriend adored them. Great call on the shallots + lemon juice!

14.10.2025 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for sharing this, I'm 100% making them tonight.

13.10.2025 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ryanhanawwp.bsky.social for the next reading of the Patreon name-level supporters, please have each of you say one part of "Huh? What? Who?" because it'll be entertaining

04.10.2025 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're good linemen, Brant.

28.09.2025 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has been represented by official but limited-purpose flags since 1676, though until 1908, it had no state flag to represent its government.

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has been represented by official but limited-purpose flags since 1676, though until 1908, it had no state flag to represent its government.

With you in principle but not the best example, Massachusetts specifically did not fight for freedom under that flag.

22.09.2025 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear Kabion Ento is going to get promoted from the practice squad any day now

16.09.2025 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone give me a reason to continue watching this game #badgers

13.09.2025 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah Wilson's doomed when Lloyd comes back

13.09.2025 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This lasted for 5 years and would have lasted longer if the stylist hadn't closed their shop.

10.09.2025 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0