07.03.2026 04:42
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Fact: sperm whales call humans “jizz monkeys”
Every single day, the President or a member of his administration does something that would have ended the career of politicians in the past, but nothing happens to them because they aren’t politicians.
They’re performers.
I love y’all! 🩷
To an Aries it’s a godsend. Peace out. They’re a stranger now worse than death because the dead we can still be mindful of.
Before the apps it was the weather channel we depended on. So I don’t think getting older has anything to do with it for myself.
The impact from all these data centers has driven prices on so many computer components. RAM was first, then SSDs, now GPUs, CPUs & even hard drives! Plus because of all the metal needed for cases, coolers and wire it’s driving up those prices as well. Their demand for power & water drives up $ too.
“The psychological concept of the shadow, and of the Anti-christ, belong together. The Antichrist develops in a man who identifies with the light and ignores his own darkness”
CARL JUNG
Unfortunately the lesson will repeat until they are learned and even then the testing will continue. 🙈
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
Seen on my walk today…
i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals
A bottle of sauce with the translation and words pocket dog Pakyu sauce Fuck you Sauce Mixed egg sauce
If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
This is why America is afraid of socialism, bc it works‼️
for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.
burning McDonald's sign captioned the beacon is lit, America calls for aid
They were eating Mr Zog’s Sex Wax back in my day.
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
Retroactively pretty disappointed in the medical staff at Walter Reed Medical Center for giving him experimental drugs and saving his life those years ago.
gm and happy frozen frog friday
Rest peacefully, Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, incomparable Queen 🧡
the eternal conflict between wanting to discover new music and only ever wanting to listen to your favorites
tomorrow me has his shit together let him deal with it
wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying
