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Designer, writer, illustrator, husband, father, tired.

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It does suggest that if there was an actual fire at the same time as the test everyone would simply burn to death because they’d ignore the alarm.

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Friday morning at 9.30 the business park I work in has a fire alarm test which lasts a couple of minutes and is deafening in our office. This morning, by a bizarre coincidence, it coincided with some on-site builders bursting a gas main which meant we all had to evacuate. What are the odds?

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're using 27" 2023 Apple Displays in the office at the moment and I've got to say they're pretty fantastic. We're looking around at others because we're buying some new kit for our homes but nothing seems quite as good, despite the hefty price point.

03.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit! We were literally about to buy two new studio displays. Maybe we'll hold off for a week or two…

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll be a weird irony if, come the next general election, as many people vote Labour to keep the Greens out as vote Labour to keep Reform out. They might very well end up with another huge majority.

03.03.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I’m just going to say it - I really enjoyed Jurassic World: Rebirth and what’s more I’ve got a fantastic idea for a sequel that preserves the spirit but is a totally new spin, so if Gareth Edwards wants to get in touch I’m happy to pitch it.

01.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live on the old Kickstarter - a cyberpunk murder mystery exploring the limits of human endurance in a digital dystopia much like our own. www.kickstarter.com/projects/f02... #comics #kickstarter

27.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet the Reform guy gets invited onto TV to talk about why he lost more than the Green lady gets invited onto TV to talk about why she won.

27.02.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy fuck, it’s like Inception.

26.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, the very first gentle suggestions of spring and yes… yes, my ballistic hayfever has kicked in right on cue. Of course.

25.02.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the Backrooms shorts that Kane Parsons has been putting on YouTube over the last few years. They're technically stunning, minimal and creepy as all hell. The fact A24 have brought him in to direct a movie of them is very exciting. The fact he's only 20(!) however, I find a personal affront.

24.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been trying to post less about politics, just for my own sanity, but I just want to go on the record as saying this guy is a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near power.

24.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Simon Bisley Unleashed: From Slaine to Batman, Heavy Metal & Beyond
Simon Bisley Unleashed: From Slaine to Batman, Heavy Metal & Beyond YouTube video by Heritage Auctions

Simon Bisley rattles on while I try and get a question in edgeways! Great evening and possibly one of the most honest conversations I've had with The Biz. Thanks to Heritage Auctions and Joseph Melchior for arranging the evening. πŸ˜€πŸ‘Š

23.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is absolute gold

21.02.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 1534 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 22
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β€œLosing My Religion”was released 35 years ago today. The lead single from Out Of Time earned multiple GRAMMY Awards, topped charts worldwide, and helped redefine what alternative rock could sound like on mainstream radio.

More here: i.craftrecordings.com/rem-outoftime

19.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1093 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 84

Ironically it's annoying me so much my blood pressure must be sky-high.

19.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(For 'minor health concerns' read: over 50 and eats too many crisps.)

19.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Due to some minor health concerns I've been fitted with a 24 hour blood pressure monitor and I'm walking about like I'm fricking Robocop. How I'm supposed to sleep with this thing on is anyone's guess.

19.02.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In the words of Douglas Adams I think we all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. In fact even the trees were a bad move; no one should ever have left the oceans.

17.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've been saying that since they first put computers in the workplace and now look at us.

17.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This definitely sounds like a healthy direction for society.

17.02.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does seem a silly time of year to be doing it.

16.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird, there seems to be some sort of glowing orb in the sky and the air feels… dry? Surely this can only portend doom!

14.02.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This looks like Silent Hill set in Balamory which is, frankly, a genius idea. Count me in! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO-_...

13.02.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜I’m thinking of building an ark’: the Cornish village soaked by 41 consecutive days of rain In Cardinham, which has had 366mm of rain this year, there’s little need to check the weather forecast: more rain

Weird fact buried in this article is the regional manager of a Met weather station β€˜doesn’t believe in global warming’. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

11.02.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s just an opportunity for you to draw your own cover on there.

10.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So weird. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a printing error like that on a book before. Could be worth a bit of money for collectors!

10.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the cover attached to the book the wrong way round? Looks like the deboss is on the outside.

10.02.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's probably fine as long as you didn't punch the air as you said it.

10.02.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
BBC News headlines: Education
School caterers 'confident' of meat
Missing children data 'worrying'

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

10.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 2680 πŸ” 749 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 19